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I found this hilarious artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the penulis is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's hadiah Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" atau "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits selanjutnya to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be lebih imaginative.

I will not bore my boss oleh with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some lebih excuses.

I will do less laundry and use lebih deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The tampil was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids tampil that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The tampil had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favorit parts of the tampil was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of anda might have heard of the game Facade. those of anda who have, anda probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she berkata "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they berkata yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are lebih likely to become serial killers.

Everything anda see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are lebih likely to dream when anda are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If anda tear off paper from bottles, anda are sexually...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did anda get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguin, penguin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four pertanyaan to determine the level of your intellect. Your balasa must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating atau wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: anda are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in detik place.
In which position are anda now?

Answer:

If anda answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. anda overtook the detik runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the selanjutnya pertanyaan try not to be so dumb.

2 : If anda overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked oleh his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes halaman awal and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother balasa " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad balasa "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balasa "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balasa "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? anda know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let anda go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are anda enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling anda how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas oleh discussion
-Like to learn new task oleh talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus lebih on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if anda live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The selanjutnya day, cut the balloons off and anda got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when anda can barely pindah as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by scarletunicorn
So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to komentar on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified oleh the fandom but have secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom queen who just lives to cattily pick on...
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 Let's fuckin do this
Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN fan now, which is my most populer artikel to date, so I guess a lot of anda wanted a sequel. Hope anda guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do anda REALLY need saran from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...
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Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened oleh any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a luar angkasa at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention atau care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern populer in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the puncak, atas of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents atau manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....
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