Dyed Hair

I don’t know what makes anda so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told anda to be yourself simply couldn’t have diberikan anda worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t anda have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let anda mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are anda always this stupid atau are anda making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like anda before – but I had to pay an admission.

If anda took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d cinta to help anda out…now, which way did anda come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....