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posted by makeithappen
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in permen Land. halloween was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the cokelat river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He berkata cheerfully. halloween is here and The cokelat Man had a tempat tidur sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had cokelat all over his ghost custom. The cokelat Man was really happy and he went trick atau treating and had tons and tons of permen and ate them with joy.
THE END.
The clock strikes ten
Out on the streets again
I been looking for something to please me since I don't know when
Out on the dark side of town
Another rumble's gone down
And life on the high side isn't what this boy’s about

She's got something I want man, it's something I need
It takes lebih than a night to satisfy me

I stand accused
I can always run to you
Any road that anda choose
I can always run to you
I stand accused
I can always run to you
I run to you
Baby, I can always run

To a jantung of chrome
And a soul of steel
We've done lebih white lines than you'll know any one we could steal
And when I give her the...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do anda cinta someone without getting hurt
How do anda cinta someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do anda love, how do anda cinta someone
How do anda love, how do anda cinta someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He berkata you’re amazing
She berkata then why anda waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
tampil me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
tampil me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the musik plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
posted by hetaliaitaly
surrounded oleh walls
no where to go
walls are closing in
no lebih air flow

no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there

kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt

mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe

this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight

going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away

knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse

just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one hari I'll be back on my feet

the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
posted by chillyneon
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this artikel for your help.

Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.

Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.

Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.

Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.

So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves atau something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep anda eyes safe.
posted by ryogirl2010
[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,

ohhhhh

the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
an malaikat girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken jantung that the world forgot

[go back to couros]
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope anda are getting use to this tampil cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did anda say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope anda enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in anda are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in anda are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in anda are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in anda are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by smileyfaceddude
Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If anda do not like talking kuda that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, anda will all be transferred...
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1. Go outside, and if anda see someone, take the acak person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic ciuman scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kursi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why anjing only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to bernyanyi in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until anda are seen to oleh a dotor atau nurse then when they approach anda say "wow doc i feel way better thank anda " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that anda dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for anda flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on anda

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise atau say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO anda LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are anda listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do anda like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks anda to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks anda to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your halaman awal alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I cinta copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic daftar I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. oleh the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do atau has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when anda don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, atau add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at halaman awal with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this artikel on the internet.

1. Insist that anda are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the tempat tidur holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say anda know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors oleh your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When anda arrive at the selanjutnya stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If anda are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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