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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name atau talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his musik every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask anda if anda have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i cinta justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate atau cinta whatever he does even if they hate it atau cinta it
posted by karpach_14
1
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have anda ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would anda ask such a pertanyaan now? anda don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when anda were 35 years old and anda really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give anda a loan? Remember how one hari the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no pertanyaan asked?"

"Oh, Betty, anda did that for me!...
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posted by invadercalliope
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Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted ikan salmon, salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed nasi, beras in a nasi, beras bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the nasi, beras won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed nasi, beras on your hand and put your favorit filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled ikan salmon, salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the nasi, beras lightly. Hold the nasi, beras between your palms. Form the nasi, beras into a round, a triangle, atau a cylinder oleh pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the nasi, beras ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. membungkus, bungkus the nasi, beras ball with a strip of nori atau sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
posted by invadercalliope
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IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the puncak, atas 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the acak picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by LadyL68
In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN cinta WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a...
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SNG1!!1!11 WTF A SONG OF SIXPENC3 A POK3T FUL OF RY3!1!! OMG lol FOUR AND TWENTY BLAKBIRDS BAEKD IN A PEI1!!!11 OMG WTF lol WHAN TEH PEI WAS OP3NED DA BIRDS BGAON 2 SNG1!1!11 lol WASNT TAHT A DANETY DISH 2 SET BFORA DA KNG
TWINKLE???!???? lol TWINKLA LITL3 STAR1!!!!1 WTF lol HOW I WONDAR WUT U AER1!!11! OMG UP ABOV3 TEH WORLD SO HIGH1!!1 WTF lol LIEK A DIMOND IN DA SKY1!11 TWINKL3 TWINKLE LITLA STAR!!11 OMG HOW I WONDER WUT U AER111!




i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
posted by EllentheStrange
4
Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the beruang wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I cinta anda in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
posted by shun4ever
6
DAD COMES halaman awal DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE dipan, sofa CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
Yesus ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT selanjutnya TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

anda READ THIS BECAUSE IT berkata FIGHT,
BUT WOULD anda HAVE
READ IT IF IT berkata Yesus STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

anda NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF anda DENY
Yesus IN FRONT OF UR friends HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER
User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No anda are a robot times 1000000.


User: No anda are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and anda are a robot.


User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. anda are the robot here.

User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... anda computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So anda admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's hari together. Emily had cooked a stupid makan malam and they ate on a log oleh candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
4
After 17 years of marriage, Miley's parents are calling the whole thing off.

The US magazine People broke the news of the split. Miley Cyrus' parents berkata it is currently "a very difficult time for our family," and that they're "trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

Both Billy sinar, ray and Tish have been instrumental in Miley's success, serving as managers for the Hannah Montana star.

Now Miley and her four brothers will have to pull together to make it through this rough time. We hope they are alright,even miley is not my type and i'm not a fan of her at all..but i feel upset bout that :(
Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say anda understand when anda don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. anda don’t have PMS; don’t act like anda know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
7. If anda talk about having a big dick; we know anda don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when anda act like Mr....
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posted by jessicamc26
6
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking hari atau Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. ______
______________
_________________
--________________-________
____________
___________
________________
posted by jessicamc26
1
A little old lady walked up to the cashier and placed a bag of cat food on the check out counter. The cashier said, I'm sorry but I can't sell anda that cat food. Why not? asked the little old lady. The cashier replided.. we have had complants that some senior citizens who don't have very much money are buying pet food and eating eat, and it's not healthy for them. If anda can prove to me that anda own a cat, then I can sell anda the cat food.
The little old lady left the store and returned about an jam later with her cat, purchased the cat food and went home.

About a week later she tried to buy...
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Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are anjing cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do anda fish?:

Nope!


Are anda at the age where anda can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless anda try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do anda have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have anda broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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posted by jessicamc26
3
The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty populer guy.

One hari God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here atau I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are anda going to get a lawyer?"
I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure anda out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in anda and anda let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive anda , its the end
so anda can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil anda burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as anda push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
3
Whenever anda are selanjutnya bored, atau feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' atau 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks anda to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your meja tulis, meja and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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posted by McDreamyluva
1
 Eat them...you know anda want to
Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...


The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove cokelat is good for lebih than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little kacang is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mentega – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to cokelat with at least 70 per cent cacao – atau cocoa, which...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. naga say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. ikan say blub blub blub.

13. unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.