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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off anda aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so anda aren't the one stressed on birth control , anda do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 menit tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell anda at what jam to be halaman awal when anda in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than halaman awal as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If anda get drunk anda are not seen as if anda did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in cinta over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached oleh a stranger on jalan, street wanting your money atau anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy anda can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places anda can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if anda are fat atau not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The musik genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu jamur desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did anda ever see a desu, ciuman a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
 Maybe if anda type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men atau Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a acak button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells anda to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy beruang with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it lebih than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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Hey, I Was Watching That New tampil Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia artikel About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old musik prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia artikel about Victorious:

"The tampil follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks


Anyone Get Me, anda Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
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Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last tahun when I berkata that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had lebih variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of lebih to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."


#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, anda know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what anda got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!


#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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Our Friend Power 5 is a 1989 Korean film, that was inspired oleh the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. It's a science-fiction comedy. The film was virtually-unknown in America, until a YouTuber, named Phelan Porteous, reviewed the film. Because of his review, I became interested in seeing the film. After watching the film four times, I figured it was time I finally review it.

The Plot

Princess Yesular is a female turtle, from another planet, who is accompanied oleh four penyu, kura-kura bodyguards. Yesular has a wand, that has magical powers. An evil rat, named Shark, wants the wand, so he and his...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Let this indie judul be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if anda play a game weeks atau even months in advance before anda actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse atau for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.



So to elaborate, I am not a fan of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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Source: Took this a few years ago.
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