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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my acak and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they berkata today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 menit of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so oleh then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs oleh saying the most acak things that we can think about until the bel, bell rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring selanjutnya year. anda can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have anda been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.

. . .

Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's lebih than just half-retarded.

. . .

*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, aman, brankas seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.

. . .

Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher pisau and stab the dapur cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are anda done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .

Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s atau something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead oleh now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when anda ask someone for something and they try to annoy anda because they have it and anda don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give anda work anda have to do at halaman awal and anda have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your friends call saying they'll come over and never tampil up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own halaman awal and being controlled oleh your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if anda make one "dirty" atau "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL anda MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a acak book I was menulis about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and berkata I could write a book atau something. This is the first chapter, so I'd cinta it if anda could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things anda liked, things that didn't make...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether atau not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, detik of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's gerobak, keranjang
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. pindah "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When anda are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When anda are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When anda are dating..... He takes anda out to have a good time.
When anda are married ....He brings halaman awal a 6 pack, and says "What are anda going to drink?"

When anda are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When anda are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When anda are dating..... A Single tempat tidur for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When anda are married ....A King size tempat tidur feels like an army cot.

When anda are dating..... anda are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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