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posted by Tayloraddict-1
How do anda know anda have a best friend. When anda know anda can trust them. And wen ur hurt they will be oleh your side. anda know when anda are in a wreck theyll be there to help.
Best friends:
They are the ones anda count on for anything. anda can count on them until the end. Now Best friends are like a brother atau sister. If anda dont have that feeling then their just a friend. Best friends are also supposed to be trustworthy.
Friends:
Now friends anda have a good connection with but not really. They do not meet your standards as a best friend. But anda still like to talk and hang out with them.
Phony "friend":
Those are the ppl that act like their youre friend smile in your face and everything . The they talk behind your back.
Enemies:
These are the ppl who are bitches and skanks . But dont pay attention to them. Because that can cause anda to pull a menggerutu, jalang hair out.
Associates:
They are the ppl u talk to but not really. Theyre not your friend atau enemy.
Well if youre looking for ppl who can become a best friend quick. here are some fan to cari for:
deppforever
wolfgirl985
CHERRY111898
ns_23
ilovehellowkitty
zanhar1
Srry about my language
posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I cinta the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your jantung beat
Is my favorit lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If anda could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my halaman awal though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes anda happy.
I always want anda to be happy.
I don't like it when anda cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with anda even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to pindah on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When anda leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe anda embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down perahu in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other hari we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, anda know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once lebih at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure oleh now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo anda can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to gabung F.S. anda must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. teh is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand selanjutnya to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't anda even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, anda need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the film that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their film look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If anda haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know anda shouldn't judge a movie oleh it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up oleh the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give anda a detik chance rather than jail time. I want anda to go out this weekend and try to tampil others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see anda back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge berkata to the first one,

"How did anda do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did anda tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break anda down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komentar about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 lebih seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and kue, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kue, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are anda fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh anda must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: anda don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: anda can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent pisang even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klub song)

pisang pisang domba are there friends
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one hari that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny berkata hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tanggal ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him halaman awal AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO halaman awal AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE berkata WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE berkata COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton permen road like 45 like detik yang lalu and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like anda like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went halaman awal and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton permen and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student atau something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When anda know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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