WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR anda INCASE anda GET PULLED OVER oleh A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE anda CAN SUFFER oleh SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER atau ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can anda hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't anda the guy from the Village People?

Hey, anda must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are anda Andy atau Barney?

I thought anda had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do anda know why anda pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.