1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"
2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it
3. Ask if anda can try the harmomonica atau the recorder
4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.
5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat mencuri it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." anda get the point.
6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE domba AND ATE IT TOO"
7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
8. Flirt with the person selanjutnya to you, regardless of gender, age, atau what instrument they play.
9. Yell out "IM SAILOR(your name),SOLDIER OF INSTRUMENTS!" than play your instrument very loudly.
10. Go selanjutnya to the band teacher's chair, and whisper very loudly to a friend: "PSST! Hey! I heard that (teacher's name) got a (boob if girl, penis if guy) job!"
11. If your teacher asks anda who anda heard it from, say: "Lady Gaga. She wants to ride your disco stick." and run away with your friend, both of anda giggling.
12. Write a suicide note duiring class. If the teacher catches anda and asks anda why you're menulis a suicide note, simply reply "It's for a friend. She couldn't write it because she/he's on vacation. Like it?"
13. Get a boom box/radio thingy and play All Around The World oleh ATC on it. Come into class in 80's clothes. Do squats, dance moves, and push-ups. 'Nuff said.
14. If anda have a test atau big exam coming up, come in with alot of papers and yell "HEY GUYS! IF anda WANT THESE TEST/EXAM ANSWERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FAKE BATHROOM EXCUSE AND MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?"
15. Come in with punk clothing, a punk wig, and fake piercings. Don't play your instrument. When your teacher asks anda to, say "I DONT WANNA! I'm rebelious". menyeberang, salib your shoulders and turn around.
16. If your teacher went out of the room, grab his/her baton. Tell the band to play a certain piece you're working on (preferably one anda all suck at), and conduct them.
17. Dance to the band music.
18. Come in looking like a slut. Tell everyone anda were just at a party. Try to fuck someone.
19. Sing Maneater oleh Nelly Futardo. Do dirty dance moves.
20. If you're having a test, say "TEST? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT GROUP!" and stomp out of the room.
2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it
3. Ask if anda can try the harmomonica atau the recorder
4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.
5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat mencuri it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." anda get the point.
6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE domba AND ATE IT TOO"
7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
8. Flirt with the person selanjutnya to you, regardless of gender, age, atau what instrument they play.
9. Yell out "IM SAILOR(your name),SOLDIER OF INSTRUMENTS!" than play your instrument very loudly.
10. Go selanjutnya to the band teacher's chair, and whisper very loudly to a friend: "PSST! Hey! I heard that (teacher's name) got a (boob if girl, penis if guy) job!"
11. If your teacher asks anda who anda heard it from, say: "Lady Gaga. She wants to ride your disco stick." and run away with your friend, both of anda giggling.
12. Write a suicide note duiring class. If the teacher catches anda and asks anda why you're menulis a suicide note, simply reply "It's for a friend. She couldn't write it because she/he's on vacation. Like it?"
13. Get a boom box/radio thingy and play All Around The World oleh ATC on it. Come into class in 80's clothes. Do squats, dance moves, and push-ups. 'Nuff said.
14. If anda have a test atau big exam coming up, come in with alot of papers and yell "HEY GUYS! IF anda WANT THESE TEST/EXAM ANSWERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FAKE BATHROOM EXCUSE AND MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?"
15. Come in with punk clothing, a punk wig, and fake piercings. Don't play your instrument. When your teacher asks anda to, say "I DONT WANNA! I'm rebelious". menyeberang, salib your shoulders and turn around.
16. If your teacher went out of the room, grab his/her baton. Tell the band to play a certain piece you're working on (preferably one anda all suck at), and conduct them.
17. Dance to the band music.
18. Come in looking like a slut. Tell everyone anda were just at a party. Try to fuck someone.
19. Sing Maneater oleh Nelly Futardo. Do dirty dance moves.
20. If you're having a test, say "TEST? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT GROUP!" and stomp out of the room.
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests anda could try
1: Ask really stupid pertanyaan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid pertanyaan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If anda do not like colorful kuda with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten lebih popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
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Song: link
This fan fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten lebih popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If anda don't like talking kuda that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car tampil in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting oleh his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting oleh his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, atau anda will be killed oleh a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car tampil in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting oleh his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting oleh his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, atau anda will be killed oleh a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool hiu movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion atau something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool hiu movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion atau something.. That face image fucked me up..
