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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but anda know...I think I like anda in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other atau get saran on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught oleh ourselves with anda because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until anda prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having anda tampil us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot pantat, keledai girlfriend! Aren't anda jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, atau darling" are aman, brankas to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess atau Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking anda are calling them to innocent atau incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just cinta to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell anda that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" atau "I cinta you". If anda think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up anda in the hall and asks "Do anda like Ashley?"

lebih often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask anda because she is to shy to ask anda herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now anda are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at anda in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if anda already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that anda like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls cinta to feel special, even though they might not tampil it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless anda tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if anda are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls cinta it when a guy pulls them close oleh the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tampilkan too much

23) A ciuman on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't tampil it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants anda to listen, she wants anda to listen. She doesn't need anda to fix it atau tell her how to. She just wants anda to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if anda pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And lebih likely than not, it will endear them to anda lebih than anything else.

30) Girls cinta it when guys say their name

31) Girls cinta confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, anda know anda mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as anda enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a cangkul, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell anda it is.

40) As far as anda are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless anda make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when anda wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think anda should wear that lebih often"

41) Whatever anda do, don't just tampil up at our house unexpected atau at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like anda do. And no matter how much anda would like to see that, we will likely never talk to anda again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be dirt.

43) We want anda to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your pantat, keledai at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want anda to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed oleh anda in front of your friends. It makes us feel like anda care a lot about us.

45) anda don't have PMS; so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me anda never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want anda to say anda cinta us if anda don't mean it

48) We cinta it when anda make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If anda ask a girl out directly, lebih likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know anda better and get to like anda even more.

51) Most girls cinta it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when anda tell us what anda are thinking, even if anda don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. anda don't have to hang on our every word atau give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If anda don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, atau worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit anda far lebih to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then anda do anda earn us. We not some trophy anda can earn,put on a shelf and admire. anda have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how anda feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
posted by BellaSwan636
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-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down perahu in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other hari we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, anda know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once lebih at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure oleh now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo anda can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to gabung F.S. anda must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. teh is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand selanjutnya to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't anda even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, anda need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help anda survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where anda are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do anda like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do anda like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE anda SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: anda berkata unicorns aren't real. :( I thought anda were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that anda were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes anda can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One hari you'll ask me, "which is lebih important to you, me atau your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing anda are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your cinta does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For oleh him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones atau powers atau rulers atau authorities;
all things were created oleh him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever anda need to cari for a word in a huge number of words atau in case anda face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do anda know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!
Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. detik after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some jawaban out of

"Alright, fox, anda know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do anda want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a detik to remember that the rubah, fox couldn't...
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BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have lebih good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..


2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...
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posted by podcastlover123
Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop fan it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they berkata they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your buku and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change anda for life the podcast is run oleh Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once anda have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a komentar and say podcast like 👍🏻 atau podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now
10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just lebih 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the daftar at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way lebih terrifying in that remake film..


9; CHUCKY;...
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So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some lebih cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Have anda looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that anda can find your soulmate:

First, realize that cinta is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to tampilkan interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...
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Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst film of...
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Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my favorit film ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small jalan, street gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...
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