60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but anda know...I think I like anda in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other atau get saran on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught oleh ourselves with anda because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until anda prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having anda tampil us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot pantat, keledai girlfriend! Aren't anda jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, atau darling" are aman, brankas to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess atau Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking anda are calling them to innocent atau incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just cinta to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell anda that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" atau "I cinta you". If anda think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up anda in the hall and asks "Do anda like Ashley?"
lebih often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask anda because she is to shy to ask anda herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now anda are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at anda in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if anda already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that anda like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls cinta to feel special, even though they might not tampil it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless anda tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if anda are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls cinta it when a guy pulls them close oleh the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tampilkan too much
23) A ciuman on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't tampil it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants anda to listen, she wants anda to listen. She doesn't need anda to fix it atau tell her how to. She just wants anda to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if anda pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And lebih likely than not, it will endear them to anda lebih than anything else.
30) Girls cinta it when guys say their name
31) Girls cinta confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, anda know anda mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as anda enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a cangkul, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell anda it is.
40) As far as anda are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless anda make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when anda wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think anda should wear that lebih often"
41) Whatever anda do, don't just tampil up at our house unexpected atau at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like anda do. And no matter how much anda would like to see that, we will likely never talk to anda again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be dirt.
43) We want anda to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your pantat, keledai at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want anda to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed oleh anda in front of your friends. It makes us feel like anda care a lot about us.
45) anda don't have PMS; so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me anda never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want anda to say anda cinta us if anda don't mean it
48) We cinta it when anda make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If anda ask a girl out directly, lebih likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know anda better and get to like anda even more.
51) Most girls cinta it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when anda tell us what anda are thinking, even if anda don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. anda don't have to hang on our every word atau give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If anda don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, atau worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit anda far lebih to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then anda do anda earn us. We not some trophy anda can earn,put on a shelf and admire. anda have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how anda feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but anda know...I think I like anda in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other atau get saran on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught oleh ourselves with anda because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until anda prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having anda tampil us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot pantat, keledai girlfriend! Aren't anda jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, atau darling" are aman, brankas to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess atau Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking anda are calling them to innocent atau incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just cinta to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell anda that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" atau "I cinta you". If anda think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up anda in the hall and asks "Do anda like Ashley?"
lebih often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask anda because she is to shy to ask anda herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now anda are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at anda in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if anda already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that anda like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls cinta to feel special, even though they might not tampil it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless anda tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if anda are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls cinta it when a guy pulls them close oleh the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tampilkan too much
23) A ciuman on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't tampil it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants anda to listen, she wants anda to listen. She doesn't need anda to fix it atau tell her how to. She just wants anda to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if anda pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And lebih likely than not, it will endear them to anda lebih than anything else.
30) Girls cinta it when guys say their name
31) Girls cinta confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, anda know anda mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as anda enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a cangkul, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious oleh nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if anda think it is cool to burp, fart, atau emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell anda it is.
40) As far as anda are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless anda make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when anda wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think anda should wear that lebih often"
41) Whatever anda do, don't just tampil up at our house unexpected atau at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like anda do. And no matter how much anda would like to see that, we will likely never talk to anda again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be dirt.
43) We want anda to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your pantat, keledai at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want anda to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed oleh anda in front of your friends. It makes us feel like anda care a lot about us.
45) anda don't have PMS; so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me anda never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want anda to say anda cinta us if anda don't mean it
48) We cinta it when anda make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If anda ask a girl out directly, lebih likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know anda better and get to like anda even more.
51) Most girls cinta it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when anda tell us what anda are thinking, even if anda don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When anda have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, anda have a lot lebih responsibility, privilege and control than anda would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. anda don't have to hang on our every word atau give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If anda don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, atau worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit anda far lebih to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then anda do anda earn us. We not some trophy anda can earn,put on a shelf and admire. anda have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how anda feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes anda mad atau doesnt agree with your point of view anda just laporan them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes anda mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont laporan thm. Because we are a big family and we dont laporan atau block family we care and tampil cinta for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to laporan someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
cinta all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes anda mad atau doesnt agree with your point of view anda just laporan them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes anda mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont laporan thm. Because we are a big family and we dont laporan atau block family we care and tampil cinta for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to laporan someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
cinta all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do anda want?" "I'm calling to laporan my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank anda very much for the call, sir." The selanjutnya day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your membaca my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children bernyanyi in a row, then anda sneeze and anda fall down. Did anda ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - anda used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how anda knew anda had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - anda know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children bernyanyi in a row, then anda sneeze and anda fall down. Did anda ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - anda used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how anda knew anda had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - anda know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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