1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on binatang only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use oleh trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either oleh falling into the water atau while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm oleh 15cm oleh 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist puncak, atas off with hands. Throw puncak, atas away. Do not put puncak, atas in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a susu crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of tikus poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- diposting on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car atau operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor atau outdoor use only." -- On a string of natal lights.
25. "Wearing of this garmen, pakaian does not enable anda to fly." -- On a child sized superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if anda have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on binatang only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use oleh trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either oleh falling into the water atau while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm oleh 15cm oleh 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist puncak, atas off with hands. Throw puncak, atas away. Do not put puncak, atas in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a susu crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of tikus poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- diposting on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car atau operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor atau outdoor use only." -- On a string of natal lights.
25. "Wearing of this garmen, pakaian does not enable anda to fly." -- On a child sized superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if anda have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
Ever made a pick that anda really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.
1. Post the pertanyaan when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when anda first post it. When anda first create it it will be at the puncak, atas of the list. If anda wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means lebih people will see it.
3. When anda have picked and it dissapears off the daftar again make komentar during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe jawaban it will go back to the puncak, atas of the list.
I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
1. Post the pertanyaan when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when anda first post it. When anda first create it it will be at the puncak, atas of the list. If anda wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means lebih people will see it.
3. When anda have picked and it dissapears off the daftar again make komentar during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe jawaban it will go back to the puncak, atas of the list.
I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
