1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on binatang only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use oleh trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either oleh falling into the water atau while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm oleh 15cm oleh 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist puncak, atas off with hands. Throw puncak, atas away. Do not put puncak, atas in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a susu crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of tikus poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- diposting on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car atau operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor atau outdoor use only." -- On a string of natal lights.
25. "Wearing of this garmen, pakaian does not enable anda to fly." -- On a child sized superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if anda have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on binatang only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use oleh trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either oleh falling into the water atau while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm oleh 15cm oleh 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist puncak, atas off with hands. Throw puncak, atas away. Do not put puncak, atas in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a susu crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of tikus poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- diposting on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car atau operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor atau outdoor use only." -- On a string of natal lights.
25. "Wearing of this garmen, pakaian does not enable anda to fly." -- On a child sized superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if anda have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
