1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that anda are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After anda hang up, say "That was your mom She berkata she’d call back".
2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
4.Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….
5.Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
6.As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin bernyanyi famous operas as loud as anda can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
7.Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
8.Borrow your roommate’s clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along
9.Buy a telescope. Sit on your tempat tidur and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you’re not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for anda to see.
10.-Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, „It’s spreading, it’s spreading.“
11.Every time anda enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, „It’s not funny anymore.“
12.Every time your roommate walks in yell, „Hooray! You’re back!“ as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, „Shouldn’t anda be going somewhere?“
13.Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that anda were trying to kill a mosquito.
14.Make your finger talk to you. Write backwards on the walls.
15.Hold all night candle lit pagan rituals in your room. Invite as many people as possible.
16.Spell out the last word of each sentence anda say to your roommate.
17.Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells anda to take it off, say, „Who the hell do anda think anda are? A king?“
18.Steal something valuable of your roommate’s. If s/he asks about it, tell him/her that anda traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.
19.Talk about your roommate to the little man who lives in your pocket.
20.Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.
2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
4.Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….
5.Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
6.As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin bernyanyi famous operas as loud as anda can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
7.Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
8.Borrow your roommate’s clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along
9.Buy a telescope. Sit on your tempat tidur and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you’re not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for anda to see.
10.-Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, „It’s spreading, it’s spreading.“
11.Every time anda enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, „It’s not funny anymore.“
12.Every time your roommate walks in yell, „Hooray! You’re back!“ as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, „Shouldn’t anda be going somewhere?“
13.Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that anda were trying to kill a mosquito.
14.Make your finger talk to you. Write backwards on the walls.
15.Hold all night candle lit pagan rituals in your room. Invite as many people as possible.
16.Spell out the last word of each sentence anda say to your roommate.
17.Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells anda to take it off, say, „Who the hell do anda think anda are? A king?“
18.Steal something valuable of your roommate’s. If s/he asks about it, tell him/her that anda traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.
19.Talk about your roommate to the little man who lives in your pocket.
20.Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.
