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(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There anda go.)

So I'm pretty sure oleh now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a serigala and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing out every single last problem with it.

It's time to take a good old memandang sebentar, angsa at "The Three Little Pigs"

"Once upon a time when pigs spoke rhyme
And monkeys chewed tobacco,
And hens took snuff to make them tough,
And ducks went quack, quack, quack, O!"

.............

Dafaq? And yes, this IS the original too. So I guess this story is another.............

TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAAAAAAAND!!! ^_____^

"There was an old menabur with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune."

Is it just me atau does this sentence not make sense? I mean, it says there's an old menabur with three pigs, that's alright, but the rest doesn't add up. So, what? Is the menabur referring to a house atau a mother atau A TALKING HOUSE atau WHAT!?

"The first that went off met a man with a bundle of straw, and berkata to him: Please, man, give me that straw to build a house."

Yes old man, please give me your valuable supplies you'll probably need a lot for later. Give me presumably the only thing anda have for free. :)

"Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it."

Wait, THAT'S IT!? THAT'S ALL THEY DO WITH THE OLD MAN!? WHY MAKE A CHARACTER IF THEY'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE 2 detik OF SCREEN TIME, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

The penulis could've made an AWESOME ending where all the pigs are about to die, but then the old man saves them all and fights off the wolf! atau maybe the old man was evil and planned on killing the pigs later! BUT OF ALL THE THINGS THE penulis DECIDES TO DO, his mind decides to hail the magic kulit kerang, keong shell and do nothing with the old man.

WHY TAKE THE TIME TO DRAW A DETAILED ORIGINAL CHARACTER AND DO NOTHING WITH THEM!?

And it gets even better. :)

"Presently came along a wolf, and knocked at the door, and said: Little pig, little pig, let me come in."

Because evil, deadly, and vicious man-eating serigala apparently knock on doors. THIS IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO TEACH KIDS!

serigala would NEVER EVER do something that stupid and nice, they'd kill anda on the spot!

*Now waiting for komentar telling me serigala can be nice and I can suck it*

"To which the pig answered: Not oleh the hair on my chinny chin chin!"

My Teacher: hey Jared, tell me what 6 times 9 is. :)
Me: Not oleh the hair on my chinny chin chin!
My Teacher: Then FUCKING DIE BITCH! >:D
Me: HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THIS BECOME LETHAL WEAPON!? X___X

Seriously, who the hell says that? Oh well, whatever floats the authors boat. (Comments: Who says THAT!? @___@)

"The serigala then answered to that: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I'll blow your house in!"

BECAUSE SCARY VICIOUS MAN-EATING serigala WHO WANT YOUR BLOOD.....

Apparently blow on your house in hopes of knocking it down. Seriously, this is the worst serigala ever. HE'S lebih OF A PANSY THAN SHANG TSUNG FROM MORTAL KOMBAT 9!

"So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew his house in, and ate up the little pig."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS A CHILDREN'S STORY!? Seriously, when the HELL in any kids book does a character get BRUTALLY EATEN ALIVE!? And I swear to god this is the original.

All of a sudden this wolf..... He ate a poor innocent little pig......

HE'S A TOTAL FUCKING BADASS! ^_____^

"The detik little pig met a man with a bundle of furze, and said: Please, man, give me that furze to build a house."

BECAUSE EVERY 4 tahun OLD membaca THIS BOOK KNOWS WHAT FURZE IS. :D

Seriously, before this review not even I KNEW what furze was. Great way to teach the kids there! Might as well put words like Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane and Acetaminophen in your book.

IT'S NO USE!

"Which the man did, and the pig built his house."

Another old man character with less personality than Pebbles and Bam-Bam from the Flintstones, HOOFUCKINGRAY. -___-

"Then along came the wolf, and said:"

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU! >:D

Yeah, I'm just screwing with you. XD

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in. Not oleh the hair of my chiny chin chin! Then I'll puff, and I'll huff, and I'll blow your house in."

THis hasn't really bothered me until now, but HOW THE FUCK do anda blow a house IN!? HOW DO anda BLOW DOWN A HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Marvin The Martian from the Looney Toons just blew everything up. Hell, that would've been EPIC!

Seriously, someone has to do a Three Little Pigs and Marvin The Martian crossover, I'D PAY ANYTHING to see that.

"So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, and he ate up the little pig."

I can just imagine the pre-school teachers saying "Yeah, this book is fine! No deadly vicious man-eating serigala eating innocent little pigs in THIS book! :D"

Fucking liers. XD

"The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks, and said: Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with."

And the serigala huffed, and he puffed, and he fucked up, the end. :)

Haha Jared, I wish.

"So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his house with them."

Gee, these old people sure are nice..... Giving away good and valuable supplies for free...... Maybe they're on to something! Maybe they want to kill us a-

FREE STUFFZ YAYZAS! ^___________^

"So the serigala came, as he did to the other little pigs, and said: Little pig, little pig, let me come in. Not oleh the hair of my chiny chin chin! Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.”

Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll FUCK YOUR HOUSE UP! >:D

Sorry, it's just so fun thinking about if that was actually in this book. XD

"Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down."

What they need is Kirby for this job, he'll fucking annihilate the brick house.

LIKE A BOSS!

"When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down, he said: Little pig, I know where there is a nice field of turnips. Where?"

You.... anda MONSTER! anda eat all my friends.... anda destroy their houses and take everything that they owned..... And anda even tried to murder me, and NOW you're trying to be friends!?

..................

OKAAAAAAAYYYY :DDDDDDD

"Oh, in Mr. Smith’s Home-field, and if anda will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you, and we will go together, and get some for dinner.”

The Wolf: Oh we'll get makan malam alright..... It'll be delicious..... Just anda and me, all alone........

The Third Pig: SOUNDS LEGIT! :D

"Very well... berkata the little pig, I will be ready. What time do anda mean to go? Oh, at six o’clock.”

anda have got to be fucking kidding me. Haven't anda ever heard the term "Never Judge A Book oleh It's Cover"?

Me at halaman awal looking for good books: BORING, DULL, STUPID, LAME....

"Well, the little pig got up at five, and got the turnips before the serigala came (which he did about six) and said: Little Pig, are anda ready? The little pig said: Ready! I have been and come back again, and got a nice potful for dinner."

A POTFUL OF YOU! BWAHAHAHA!!!! *Intimidating Lightning*

Oh I forgot, this is The Three Little Pigs. GODDAMN IT!

"The serigala felt very angry at this, but thought that he would be up to the little pig somehow atau other, so he said: Little pig, I know where there is a nice apple-tree. Where? berkata the pig."

LITTLE PIG, IF anda CLICK THIS BUTTON YOU'LL WIN ONE-MILLION DOLLARS! ^____^

Pig: ZOMFG REALLY!? :D

Seriously, this character is so stupid it's almost insulting.

"Down at Merry-garden replied the serigala and if anda will not deceive me I will come for you, at five o’clock tomorrow and get some apples.”

Dear god, I feel like I'm reviewing a bad fanfiction.....

Also, HOW THE HELL CAN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS TALK!? I've been trying not to mention this for the entire article, but I can't stand it anymore. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING!?

Advertisement: AND THAT'S the benefits of meth and cocaine! ^___^

"Well, the little pig bustled up the selanjutnya morning at four o’clock, and went off for the apples, hoping to get back before the serigala came; but he had further to go, and had to climb the tree, so that just as he was coming down from it, he saw the serigala coming, which, as anda may suppose, frightened him very much."

Longest fucking sentence ever. Seriously, anything lebih complicated than "He bought an apple" Shouldn't be in a kids book.

Also, this story is long as hell. Maybe selanjutnya time I'll just review a Dr. Suess book.

(??: Oh yes Jared.... Yes anda will..... anda will PAY for what anda did to me in your puncak, atas 10 Things I Hate The Most In Video Games list. Haha, HAHHAAHH!!!!)

"When the serigala came up he said: Little pig, what! Are anda here before me? Are they nice apples?”

*Trying so hard to not make a penis joke*

"Yes, very, berkata the little pig. I will throw anda down one. And he threw it so far, that, while the serigala was gone to pick it up, the little pig jumped down and ran home."

What kind of 5 tahun old wants to read this? My god, THIS IS SO BORING!

"The selanjutnya hari the serigala came again, and berkata to the little pig: Little pig, there is a fair at Shanklin this afternoon, will anda go? Oh yes, berkata the pig, I will go; what time shall anda be ready?"



Me: *Wakes Up* AHHH EVIL MUTANT GUMMY beruang NAPALM FLAME NINJAS, anda WON'T PREVAIL THIS TIME! >.<

Me: Oh, this is reality. Oops.

MY GOD THOUGH, WHAT KIND OF KID IS GOING TO SIT THROUGH THIS!? At this point I would've done the sane thing and slammed the fucking book shut!

“At three, berkata the wolf. So the little pig went off before the time as usual, and got to the fair, and bought a butter-churn, which he was going halaman awal with, when he saw the serigala coming."

I'm using all the power in my human body to not make a sex joke right here.

"Then he could not tell what to do. So he got into the churn to hide, and oleh so doing turned it round, and it rolled down the bukit, hill with the pig in it, which frightened the serigala so much, that he ran halaman awal without going to the fair."

AND THAT'S WHY anda DON'T FUCK WITH PIGS.

-DA END-

Haha Jared, I wish. :)

I made that joke an jam ago. AW FUCK! WHEN WILL THIS END!?

"He went to the little pig’s house, and told him how frightened he had been oleh a great round thing which came down the bukit, hill past him."

IT WAS BIG, IT WAS ALL WIGGLY, AND IT ATE EVERYTHING! XD

Spongebob for the fucking win.

"Then the little pig said: Hah, I frightened you, then. I had been to the fair and bought a butter-churn, and when I saw you, I got into it, and rolled down the hill."

Suddenly this pig..... He almost murdered a wolf.... He resorted to bloodshed in a kids book.....

LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS! ^_______^

Damn it, I made that joke an jam yang lalu too. FUCK!

"Then the serigala was very angry indeed, and declared he would eat up the little pig, and that he would get down the chimney after him."

Yes wolf. Reveal your plans in a very obvious way. Tell the pig straight up you're going to kill him and let him set up to kill you. :)

I'M TELLING YOU, THIS serigala IS STUPIDER THAN COSMO FROM THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS! WHO THE HELL WOULD SAY WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO TO SOMEONE!?

Also for a moment I thought I was membaca The Twilight Zone. It's just that this book has so much dark themes in it.

...........

I just called The Three Little Pigs dark. Wow.

Holy shit. I'm going insane.

"When the little pig saw what he was about, he hung on the pot full of water, and made up a blazing fire, and, just as the serigala was coming down, took off the cover, and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant, boiled him up, and ate him for supper, and lived happy ever afterwards."

THANK Yesus IT'S FINALLY OVER.

In conclusion, why do so many people like this book? It's boring, a bit dark for kids, has a lot of long sentences and words in it 4 tahun old kids wouldn't understand, it's too long for it's own good, and the characters are diberikan little to no to Scrappy Doo personality.

It's cliche, lame, and outdated as hell. And that's it. I'm finally done, holy shit.

(For the record, all of the conclusion is a lie. Well, most of it anyways. I really did like this story, so leave me alone komentar section.)

Anyways, this is Jared Potts, signing o-

??: Guess who..... Hahaha......

Me: Well fuck.

Kyros: Yes, it's me again. And you.... anda sick bastard.....

Me: What do anda want, some popcorn? It's in the cabin-

Kyros: SILENCE! anda shall pay DEARLY for what anda did to me! And your punishment......

Me: What is it, lunch detention? :D

Kyros! THAT'S IT! FOR YOUR selanjutnya CRUSHING THE CLASSICS ARTICLE, YOU'RE GOING TO REVIEW YOUR favorit DR. SUESS STORY.......

Me: Wait.... anda wouldn't.....

Kyros: Oh yes I would... Ha....Haha..... HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

Me: Please.... Don't do it! I cinta that book!

Kyros: IT'S FINAL! YOU'RE REVIEWING..............

Kyros: The. Butter. Battle. Book.

Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Well shit, the selanjutnya episode's going to be a doozie. Goddamn it Kyros. Anyways, see anda guys later! Thanks for reading, and don't forget to click the I'm A fan button if anda enjoyed!)
It's best if anda say your opinion

Xbox 360 atau ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight atau Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do anda think of Justin Beiber? atau One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

nintendo atau Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should binatang have rights? (yep)

Halo atau COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

facebook atau twitter? (Facebook)


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posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed oleh another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, atau to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the musik publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter atau a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 oleh tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most baru saja generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, oleh Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' oleh Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of artikel about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me meninju, pukulan themselves. Well here's some acak useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe atau something is ok, but think about what we can't call anda oleh your friends.

2) if we're your best friends and anda go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if anda go out with another tomboy atau skater atau emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want anda lebih than anda know.

4) we don't...
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced oleh the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries anda invite me in
I am the betrayal anda could not have seen
The killer anda thought anda knew
One hari I will be your mother atau your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to anda as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If anda are the phone company, I already sent the money. If anda are my parents, please send money. If anda are my financial aid institution, anda didn't lend me enough money. If anda are my friends, anda owe me money. If anda are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my puncak, atas 14 fave sayings and kutipan :) Enjoy xx

14. anda got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when blackberry and apel, apple where just buah-buahan -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in cinta when anda cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two menit later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if anda are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when anda get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the komentar box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up luar angkasa so the artikel will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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hey everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the penulis of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope anda like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell anda where atau why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One hari there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to tempat tidur she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in menulis and are not mistakes atau bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune kue, cookie are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only oleh preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, oleh the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all pertanyaan about twilight that anda can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book laporan on the most boring buku of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that anda hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible penulis and her buku make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys atau something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball atau swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by ilovetowrite
How do anda find motivation to exercise when anda just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this pertanyaan every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help anda with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and tampil your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they berkata your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a pertanyaan and say some thing acak like.. i like cheese... atau carrots are pink... atau say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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