So there has been a lot of new horror film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.
So I'm gonna help anda survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where anda are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where anda are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take anda out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk atau high.
-Make sure at least one atau two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If anda know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as anda hear the serigala howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when anda hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If anda think there's a robber atau something in your house anda call the cops atau jump out of a window. anda do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where anda won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure anda can run if the killer comes to get you. If anda go into a closet atau under the tempat tidur where are anda going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
So I'm gonna help anda survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where anda are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where anda are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take anda out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk atau high.
-Make sure at least one atau two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If anda know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as anda hear the serigala howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when anda hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If anda think there's a robber atau something in your house anda call the cops atau jump out of a window. anda do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where anda won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure anda can run if the killer comes to get you. If anda go into a closet atau under the tempat tidur where are anda going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights yang lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate menulis skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights yang lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate menulis skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're kemeja looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them anda cinta them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch atau stumach
step 8.Say i cinta anda again
step 9:walk around them in circles bernyanyi my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say anda hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're kemeja looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them anda cinta them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch atau stumach
step 8.Say i cinta anda again
step 9:walk around them in circles bernyanyi my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say anda hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your meja tulis, meja atau forehead.
2 = If anda have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's selanjutnya puncak, atas Model every day.
8 = Ask them every hari to sit selanjutnya to them at lunch, but at lunch say anda were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If anda have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's selanjutnya puncak, atas Model every day.
8 = Ask them every hari to sit selanjutnya to them at lunch, but at lunch say anda were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
oleh Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives anda happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he atau she will never turn his atau her back on you...... atau betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on anda and stick its self to greed.
anda cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
anda can never again.
He/she will leave anda disappointed and let anda down.
Why should anda look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When anda have God with his cinta all wrapped around you.
oleh Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives anda happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he atau she will never turn his atau her back on you...... atau betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on anda and stick its self to greed.
anda cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
anda can never again.
He/she will leave anda disappointed and let anda down.
Why should anda look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When anda have God with his cinta all wrapped around you.
anda just shut the door i fell like lebih when anda say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do anda make sure to cinta me even though i'm shy do anda ever ever ever think to try? do anda think of me? when anda say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when anda say hi well than anda won't be mine! yes this is cinta but does it hurt? when i cry? when anda say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i cinta you! why would say means things why would anda say the stuff that stings why would anda say that word when i know anda much? i don't think i would be with anda if i knew a thing atau two about your life anda backstabbing pisau i trusted anda and yet anda still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs anda a lot.
Don't anda cinta her?
I do...
I cinta my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs anda a lot.
Don't anda cinta her?
I do...
I cinta my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she mencuri our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she mencuri our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"