DEMENTED POEMS
mawar are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mawar are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mawar are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tampil me your tits
mawar make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda cinta it up the shitter
mawar are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mawar are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mawar are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mawar are shit
Violets are crap
tampil me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mawar are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
mawar are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mawar are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mawar are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mawar are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tampil me your tits
mawar make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda cinta it up the shitter
mawar are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mawar are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mawar are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mawar are shit
Violets are crap
tampil me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mawar are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
mawar are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the selanjutnya on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't anda take a kursi and I will get anda something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the daftar and removed his name from the puncak, atas of the daftar and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he berkata to the guy, "Because anda have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the daftar ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much anda try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the selanjutnya on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't anda take a kursi and I will get anda something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the daftar and removed his name from the puncak, atas of the daftar and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he berkata to the guy, "Because anda have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the daftar ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much anda try!!
A stoner called the api department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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