So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones anda don't enjoy but anda don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just bermimpi (about a bunch of grapes, with each anggur having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if anda must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one anggur had just berkata to another "What did the anggur do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) oleh the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if anda want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the dipan, sofa and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The selanjutnya hari I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one anggur had just berkata to another "What did the anggur do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) oleh the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if anda want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the dipan, sofa and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The selanjutnya hari I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
now standing on last hari of tahun
i look back and see smiles and tears
somedays it was new too
somedays our mailboxes were filled with greetings
greetings of arrival of 01/01/2011
hari oleh hari we got used to
night oleh night we got close
so many starts so many ends
so many left so many got friends
learnt so much taught so much
learnt to smile learnt to give
learnt to die learnt to live
with loads of hugs and kisses
bye bye 2011
selanjutnya time we'll say
"damn our jantung still misses
THE 2011"
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.they wanted a longer artikel :P
i look back and see smiles and tears
somedays it was new too
somedays our mailboxes were filled with greetings
greetings of arrival of 01/01/2011
hari oleh hari we got used to
night oleh night we got close
so many starts so many ends
so many left so many got friends
learnt so much taught so much
learnt to smile learnt to give
learnt to die learnt to live
with loads of hugs and kisses
bye bye 2011
selanjutnya time we'll say
"damn our jantung still misses
THE 2011"
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.they wanted a longer artikel :P
Okay, so when i was eleven, my friends and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it lebih fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i berkata in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my friends answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good hari to ya now. Cheerio!" I berkata and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.
That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!
That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!
