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posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains atau dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat senapan rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, atau even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy oleh the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going halaman awal afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought the only gun I had when hunting, a large bolt action sniper senapan with a 4000 Bintsu scope (About $1000) that dates back to when I was only 15 commanding the 800 tahun war.
I was in the woods with Jitsa, his mother allowing me to go with him, and we where hiding up in a pohon waiting for some game to come along. Jitsa saw a deer before I did and fired his little bb gun at it, the deer was startled and tried to run, I still used my experience as a sniper in the 800 tahun war to shoot it before it could get any further. It was dead, I loaded another bullet just to look epic and Jitsa did the same.
We climbed down and walked over to the deer. "Looks like makan malam tonight, do anda think anda can skin it for me later on Chema-keji?" Jitsa said.
"Sure, I can cook it too, we can invite both our families and have makan malam together at my place." I said.
"Would anda really do that?" Jitsa berkata excitedly.
"Yes, I can include plenty of roti and some soda to boot." I berkata in reply.
Suddenly the forest was filled with fog, Jitsa and I fell silent as we noticed the trees start to stretch, they suddenly became taller and thinner. I looked ahead and there was a man in a strange looking suit, he had to be at least 15 feet tall. I raised my senapan as he walked nearer. I fired the senapan and that didn't seems to phase him, he stretched his arms out just as I could see his face...or lack thereof. It was a blur, as though I where looking at it though a dirty glass and I could make out no features. He grabbed Jitsa and pulled him in, I got up and drew my pisau then suddenly he disappeared...with Jitsa. The forest returned to normal, except for me. I fell to my knees and started to cry.
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first kuis I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told anda I could make anda say 256.





OK,if anda berkata to yourself,"No.You berkata anda can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if anda didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If anda consider it a sport to gather your food oleh drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all hari hoping that the food will swim by, anda might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each tahun because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, anda might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy queen is closed from November through April, anda might live in Michigan .

If anda instinctively walk like a pinguin, penguin for five months out of the year, anda might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because anda know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that anda must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who anda are and anda should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make anda feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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anda know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favorit character from bintang Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled oleh Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, atau Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding atau happy
:-( depressed atau frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool atau sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical hari at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky bebek walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught oleh their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the puncak, atas of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as berkata before. He and Buster were instructed oleh their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, bebek season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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posted by Renegade1765
I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with anda guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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