10. When being pulled over oleh a cop and he atau she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, anda have been caught speeding, how much do anda think anda were going?" Don't say, "Well anda must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when anda haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron atau born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period atau PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have anda been putting on a little weight?" It's a menggerutu, jalang slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and anda see it don't say, "I thought anda were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if anda have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bayi come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give anda some bullcrap atau worse, tell anda the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with lebih people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make anda lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green hari fan (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid atau may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He atau she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick anda in the nuts (if you're a male) atau slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will tampil your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. anda have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when anda haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron atau born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period atau PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have anda been putting on a little weight?" It's a menggerutu, jalang slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and anda see it don't say, "I thought anda were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if anda have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bayi come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give anda some bullcrap atau worse, tell anda the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with lebih people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make anda lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green hari fan (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid atau may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He atau she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick anda in the nuts (if you're a male) atau slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will tampil your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. anda have been warned.
