10. When being pulled over oleh a cop and he atau she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, anda have been caught speeding, how much do anda think anda were going?" Don't say, "Well anda must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when anda haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron atau born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period atau PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have anda been putting on a little weight?" It's a menggerutu, jalang slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and anda see it don't say, "I thought anda were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if anda have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bayi come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give anda some bullcrap atau worse, tell anda the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with lebih people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make anda lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green hari fan (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid atau may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He atau she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick anda in the nuts (if you're a male) atau slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will tampil your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. anda have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when anda haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron atau born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period atau PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have anda been putting on a little weight?" It's a menggerutu, jalang slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and anda see it don't say, "I thought anda were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if anda have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bayi come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give anda some bullcrap atau worse, tell anda the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with lebih people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make anda lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green hari fan (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid atau may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He atau she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick anda in the nuts (if you're a male) atau slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will tampil your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. anda have been warned.
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted oleh a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead atau am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball gaun and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick rumput beneath my paws.
“The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark serigala exclaimed enthusiastically, his bulu flickering like shadows, “No serigala will stop us!”
I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack membagi, split in four!
“Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
“No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
“This is pointless! anda cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to pindah now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
1. Leaving holes in the backstory.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some luar angkasa empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to tampil up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them lebih vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some luar angkasa empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to tampil up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them lebih vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.