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posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
anda know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have diberikan a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when anda took her out and she berkata "I'm not hungry" so anda figured anda could take her to a nice place because anda were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate lebih than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So anda flip the bill and are broke for the selanjutnya two weeks and she wonders why anda were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if anda can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, anda figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to tanggal her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon oleh both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't pindah very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on puncak, atas she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She berkata she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing anda for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my cinta but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured anda with the truth. She also tortured anda with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying anda hate that menggerutu, jalang is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason anda were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for anda suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what anda got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to anda about taking what P stands for. It also means anda won't get any for a week.
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4 days after Sam and her mom talked,this happened.
Sam just got halaman awal when,she opened the front door."Sam!Hurry!Go in your bedroom!Hurry!"Mom ran to Sam,and grabbed her arm."Mom!Whats happening?"Sam stopped to ask."There's someone coming."Mom whispered."What?"Sam whispered back.Mom couldn't say any more,She grabbed Sam and ran into her bedroom,There Sam saw her little sister,Nicky."Duck Sam!Now!!!"Mom demanded.Sam ducked as Nicky did."Mom?Whats happening!"Sam berkata shaking."I-I can't explain!No time!!Duck lower!"Mom said.Just then...POW!!!There was glass shattering.Nicky Screaming.Mom quieting her down.Sam,Scared to death.Just then.Sam couldn't hear anything but the word "Joan" circling in her head.Joan.Joan.Joan.Joan...is...G-G-GONE.Gone.Sam couldn't help but screaming.Then...all Sam could remember was waking up in the hospital."Mom?Nicky?What...What happened?"Sam asked."You were...s-s-stabbed."Mom stuttered."WHAT!!???"Sam berkata shaking.But she stopped when she remembered Joan.
posted by fly210
A while yang lalu (few months maybe?) I wrote a artical that I called "A acak tail" well I read it today and got mre ideas for it and I needed to change some spelling so I have re-wrote it for all to read!I bet anda can't keep up with this oneshot.
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posted by invadercalliope
A ball it goes up and down its so round
it bounces up and down
up and around
ANYWAYS!
Well HI!
I'm Invader Calliope!
Well it's time to dance!
LALALALA *STEP STEP* LALALALALALALALALALALA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing! Dance!
now time to make face
:P
:o
:D
:H
:l
C:
:R
:A
:Q
OK!
OMG LOOK IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Now IT'S FRED!
NOW IT'S TAYLOR!
NOW IT'S DAVID!
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
i hope anda enjoyed!
THINGS I DISLIKE:
1:bogers
2.cold tolit seat
3:JB
4:the word LAME

THINGS I LIKE:
1:Invader Zim
2:anime
3:manga
4:drawing

WHAT THINGS I DO:
1:cosplay
2:watch tv
3:going to my klub *Invader Zim and food* *only on mondays and tuesdays and fridays*
4: going to a practice *i do track*

OTHER STUFF:
1: WHO ARE YOU!
2:ADD ME!!!!
3:*hugglez*
4: :D

Ok so i hope anda enjoyed this article.
Have a nice friday.
Everyone....HI!
Do anda like to roleplay? well i like to roleplay!
CARAMELLDANSEN!!! I cinta that dance!
posted by victorodonnell
I don’t understand why I had to meet you… I just don’t understand why, of all girls, I had to fall for you. Till now, as I sit close to the dinding with eyes brimming with tears, I hate that moment I caught your eyes. Sharp like an eagle’s stare, anda pierced me and settled aman, brankas in my heart.
Funny, it is I blame you, when I know it’s my fault, like anda said, to have fallen for you. ‘What would I do, if anda loved me?’ anda berkata on a fine evening when the sun started slowly to slip beneath the horizon.
You made a mistake too… If I knew how to love, it’d be because of you. It’s true...
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