As the dragon flies over head and our doom is now certain, I would like to tell anda all this before we part ways and hope for the best....

Nd sarang, den das when I looked at the damn cou ch and sed U KNO WOT dipan, sofa I HAVE HAD IT W U LET'S TAKE DIS OUTSIDE nd sarang, den da dipan, sofa berkata U WANNA FUCKIN GO M8 ND so da dipan, sofa nd I went outside nd we got ice cream nd shit and then dis FREAK shows up nd says I kike ur fkin leather jaket nd I berkata I ain't FUXKINF WEARING ONE U SHET nd he's all o sorry sir I am SWNSORY DEPRIVED nd I sed MOS LIKE SENTRY DEPRave d nd the dipan, sofa be like LOOOOOOKS u RICKY m8 get RWCKT faker nf da guy cried nd sat on my ice cream so I popped A topi in is arse nd he berkata OH BOY I TAKE BOTTLE hadiah PLS AND GER 10 CENTS FOR EM THANKS MELAN nd sarang, den I went halaman awal 2 my gurlfrand nd sed hey baby lets bebek on the dipan, sofa nd she sed
We never had a couch
dUBDUNn

Random.

Just random~

..

Well, that is a thing.

The only speeches I could think of involved surviving the bootypocalypse. But I don't think anyone wants to hear me ranting about butt survival tips so here have a thing;

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will gabung others from around the world. And anda will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed oleh our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and anda will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, atau persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the hari the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

As the dragon flies overhead and our doom is now certain, I clear my throat.
"I would like to tell anda all this before we part ways and hope for the best..." I trail off, not sure how to say what I want to say. Everyone leans in really close to hear what I have to say, so I take a deep breath, stand up as tall as I can and shriek.
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!!"
As I shrieked at the puncak, atas of my voice, the metamorphoses starts to happen. I turn a sick shade of green, increase rapidly in size and ever muscle in my body is flexed to at least a hundred times their normal size. The shriek quickly turns into a deafening roar. Everyone is running away as fast as they can. Then, two girls stop and look back when they hear the roar.
"Did he just turn into the Hulk?" the first one asks.
"Uh, yeah..." the detik girl responds, tugging at the first girl.
"Oh, no way man!" the first girl says. "That is sick!"
"You know what will be sick?" the detik girl rhetorically asks. "Our blood and guts all over the place if we don't get out of here!"
Yeah...that got really weird. :p