your mum is so fat when she stands on the pelangi she makes skittles
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
anda were so ugly at birth, your parents named anda **** Happens.
You're so ugly, anda have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when anda walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, anda went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when anda were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, anda have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when anda were born the doctor took one look at anda and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, anda stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, anda have to Trick atau Treat oleh phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, anda can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call anda taco Bell, when people see anda they run for the border.
You're so ugly, anda make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring anda in.
You're so ugly, anda make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time anda go out anda get chased oleh the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call anda Moses because every time anda step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when anda threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when anda put a yellow rain jaket on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they berkata 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water tempat tidur they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
anda were so ugly at birth, your parents named anda **** Happens.
You're so ugly, anda have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when anda walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, anda went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when anda were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, anda have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when anda were born the doctor took one look at anda and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, anda stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, anda have to Trick atau Treat oleh phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, anda can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call anda taco Bell, when people see anda they run for the border.
You're so ugly, anda make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring anda in.
You're so ugly, anda make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time anda go out anda get chased oleh the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call anda Moses because every time anda step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when anda threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when anda put a yellow rain jaket on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they berkata 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water tempat tidur they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
1 hari 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n berkata "Wat doz menggerutu, jalang n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx hari d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women berkata "feel my titties" n the man berkata "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman berkata it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom berkata dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
sarang, den d door bel, bell rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n berkata "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the dapur fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n berkata "Wat doz menggerutu, jalang n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx hari d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women berkata "feel my titties" n the man berkata "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman berkata it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom berkata dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
sarang, den d door bel, bell rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n berkata "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the dapur fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did anda know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" berkata the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ anda must know that your privates are exposed!" berkata the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything anda see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did anda know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" berkata the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ anda must know that your privates are exposed!" berkata the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything anda see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"