your mum is so fat when she stands on the pelangi she makes skittles
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
anda were so ugly at birth, your parents named anda **** Happens.
You're so ugly, anda have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when anda walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, anda went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when anda were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, anda have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when anda were born the doctor took one look at anda and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, anda stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, anda have to Trick atau Treat oleh phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, anda can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call anda taco Bell, when people see anda they run for the border.
You're so ugly, anda make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring anda in.
You're so ugly, anda make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time anda go out anda get chased oleh the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call anda Moses because every time anda step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when anda threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when anda put a yellow rain jaket on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they berkata 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water tempat tidur they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
anda were so ugly at birth, your parents named anda **** Happens.
You're so ugly, anda have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when anda walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, anda went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when anda were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, anda have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when anda were born the doctor took one look at anda and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, anda stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, anda have to Trick atau Treat oleh phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, anda can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call anda taco Bell, when people see anda they run for the border.
You're so ugly, anda make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring anda in.
You're so ugly, anda make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time anda go out anda get chased oleh the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call anda Moses because every time anda step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when anda threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when anda put a yellow rain jaket on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they berkata 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water tempat tidur they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
A young Aussie joins the navy. On the hari he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, anda will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what anda ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came oleh and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could anda tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the perahu yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, anda will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what anda ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came oleh and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could anda tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the perahu yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each hari anda have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of anda read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of anda have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform anda that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each hari anda have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of anda read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of anda have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform anda that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
