your mum is so fat when she stands on the pelangi she makes skittles
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
anda were so ugly at birth, your parents named anda **** Happens.
You're so ugly, anda have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when anda walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, anda went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when anda were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, anda have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when anda were born the doctor took one look at anda and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, anda stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, anda have to Trick atau Treat oleh phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, anda can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call anda taco Bell, when people see anda they run for the border.
You're so ugly, anda make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring anda in.
You're so ugly, anda make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time anda go out anda get chased oleh the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call anda Moses because every time anda step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when anda threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when anda put a yellow rain jaket on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they berkata 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water tempat tidur they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke
Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning
anda were so ugly at birth, your parents named anda **** Happens.
You're so ugly, anda have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg
You're so ugly, when anda walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, anda went to a haunted house and came out with an application
You're so ugly, when anda were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, anda have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, when anda were born the doctor took one look at anda and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, anda stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
You're so ugly, anda have to Trick atau Treat oleh phone.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, anda can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, they call anda taco Bell, when people see anda they run for the border.
You're so ugly, anda make onions cry.
You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring anda in.
You're so ugly, anda make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
You're so ugly, every time anda go out anda get chased oleh the dog catcher.
You're so ugly, they call anda Moses because every time anda step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly, when anda threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your so fat when anda put a yellow rain jaket on people yelled out taxi haha.
Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they berkata 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous
yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.
yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle
yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water tempat tidur they put a blanket ove the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope anda like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do anda see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a burung beo, kakatua use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
oleh the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he berkata something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope anda like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do anda see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a burung beo, kakatua use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
oleh the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he berkata something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
Ok this is my daftar of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned oleh 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did anda run your last race?" and the detik one said,"How did anda win the race?" the runner berkata 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes anda say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked anda out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if anda were locked in a food Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
