The penulis considered. Then the penulis wrote:
Two opposites sat on a park bench
The penulis deleted
eating their curds and whey
as soon as it was typed, and replaced it with
and one wanted the other to leave.
The critic noted "That's really not very specific, is it? Two 'opposites'? Come on, you're going to have to be lebih specific than that."
The penulis considered. Then the penulis wrote:
The Republican sat down selanjutnya to the Democrat on the park bench
and nodded, satisfied. The critic clucked his tongue. "Welll...it's not exactly original, is it? And how different are they, really? Honestly, anda couldn't have had a Peace and Freedomer in there instead? And what's this with focussing on US politics? Isn't that going to alienate most of your readers, who don't live in the US and wouldn't be able to tell why they're supposed to be 'opposites'?"
The penulis sighed and the two idealogues slunk away. The penulis considered, and finally wrote:
A man and a woman sat on a park bench
and looked at the critic. "Yeeeess...that is better," the critic admitted, "It could lead to a nice contrast, at that. But when it comes down to it, they're not really opposites, are they?" The author's eyebrows rose. "I mean, yeah, they're two different genders and all. But anda haven't gone into any detail about who they are. Their upbringings could be very similar, and their life situations. For all we know, it could be Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks sitting there, and no one's suggesting that their life experiences have been all that different. Sure, if anda want to have a couple of well-to-do white urbanites sitting there, kvetching on and on about how different they are, and boo-hoo, how they're never gonna understand each other, go right ahead. But we've seen it a million times - why not choose something a little lebih extreme?"
The would-be pasangan fled as the author's teeth ground together, but, after some further consideration, the penulis wrote:
The sleek, tall African warlord stepped up onto the bench and surveyed the surrounding park before slinging his assault senapan and plopping down selanjutnya to the plump, elderly Ukrainian nurse who was fussing over the crippled Asian baby in the isolette selanjutnya to her. Their eyes locked and widened in surprise. "You!" they cried in their respective languages.
The author, arms crossed, looked a challenge at the critic. The critic merely snorted. "Feh...they're both human, right?"
The nurse returned her charge to the hospital, and the warlord returned on a subsonic jet to his homeland with a story his tribesmen would never believe. The penulis hammered at the keyboard, writing:
George W. semak, bush and Buzz Lightyear arrived at the bench simultaneously
"Now you're just being silly," the critic complained, "Besides, both of these guys mangle English and spout nonsense. Opposites? Ha!"
"To infinity and beyond!" Buzz Lightyear declaimed, blasting off into the air. "My point exactly!" the critic smirked as Dubya was hustled back into the bulletproof sedan oleh an apologetic secret service agent.
The penulis fumed. Whack. Whack. Whack.
Salt sat selanjutnya to pepper on the bench
The critic threw hands into the air in disgust. "THEY'RE BOTH SEASONINGS!"
The shakers exploded and the wind carried the granules to far-off lands.
Steam rose from the author's ears. BAM. BAM. BAM.
Aphrodite and Hades sat on a bench, the air brittle with the tension between them
"Oh, come ON! They're both from the Greek pantheon!"
Aphrodite was borne off oleh a husky chorus of scantily-clad bodybuilders. Hades sniffed in disdain, snapped his fingers and the bench slurped down into the depths of the earth.
The author's fingers, stiff with resentment, had to try three times before successfully typing:
Flames licked at the block of ice as the corner of the Frozen bench caught fire
The critic fixed the penulis with a pitying stare. "Really? Fire and ice? Are anda serious? Those are just different temperature states of matter. They're not necessarily a different material, and certainly not opposites at all."
The penulis wept, head in hands. After a while, the author, brow beaded with sweat, tentatively typed out:
Good sat primly selanjutnya to Evil on a parkbench
and looked sideways at the critic, barely suppressing a whimper.
The critic sighed heavily. "Look," the critic began, "I don't mean to be harsh, but is that really the best anda can do? Good vs. Evil? Those are both rather subjective, aren't they? As such, they're both products of a diberikan belief system. The best anda could say is that Good is doing what you're supposed to do in a diberikan system, and Evil is not doing good. So they're not opposites - one is just the absence of the other!"
The penulis brightened and nodded.
Something sat on a bench selanjutnya to Nothing...and was satisfied.
Two opposites sat on a park bench
The penulis deleted
eating their curds and whey
as soon as it was typed, and replaced it with
and one wanted the other to leave.
The critic noted "That's really not very specific, is it? Two 'opposites'? Come on, you're going to have to be lebih specific than that."
The penulis considered. Then the penulis wrote:
The Republican sat down selanjutnya to the Democrat on the park bench
and nodded, satisfied. The critic clucked his tongue. "Welll...it's not exactly original, is it? And how different are they, really? Honestly, anda couldn't have had a Peace and Freedomer in there instead? And what's this with focussing on US politics? Isn't that going to alienate most of your readers, who don't live in the US and wouldn't be able to tell why they're supposed to be 'opposites'?"
The penulis sighed and the two idealogues slunk away. The penulis considered, and finally wrote:
A man and a woman sat on a park bench
and looked at the critic. "Yeeeess...that is better," the critic admitted, "It could lead to a nice contrast, at that. But when it comes down to it, they're not really opposites, are they?" The author's eyebrows rose. "I mean, yeah, they're two different genders and all. But anda haven't gone into any detail about who they are. Their upbringings could be very similar, and their life situations. For all we know, it could be Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks sitting there, and no one's suggesting that their life experiences have been all that different. Sure, if anda want to have a couple of well-to-do white urbanites sitting there, kvetching on and on about how different they are, and boo-hoo, how they're never gonna understand each other, go right ahead. But we've seen it a million times - why not choose something a little lebih extreme?"
The would-be pasangan fled as the author's teeth ground together, but, after some further consideration, the penulis wrote:
The sleek, tall African warlord stepped up onto the bench and surveyed the surrounding park before slinging his assault senapan and plopping down selanjutnya to the plump, elderly Ukrainian nurse who was fussing over the crippled Asian baby in the isolette selanjutnya to her. Their eyes locked and widened in surprise. "You!" they cried in their respective languages.
The author, arms crossed, looked a challenge at the critic. The critic merely snorted. "Feh...they're both human, right?"
The nurse returned her charge to the hospital, and the warlord returned on a subsonic jet to his homeland with a story his tribesmen would never believe. The penulis hammered at the keyboard, writing:
George W. semak, bush and Buzz Lightyear arrived at the bench simultaneously
"Now you're just being silly," the critic complained, "Besides, both of these guys mangle English and spout nonsense. Opposites? Ha!"
"To infinity and beyond!" Buzz Lightyear declaimed, blasting off into the air. "My point exactly!" the critic smirked as Dubya was hustled back into the bulletproof sedan oleh an apologetic secret service agent.
The penulis fumed. Whack. Whack. Whack.
Salt sat selanjutnya to pepper on the bench
The critic threw hands into the air in disgust. "THEY'RE BOTH SEASONINGS!"
The shakers exploded and the wind carried the granules to far-off lands.
Steam rose from the author's ears. BAM. BAM. BAM.
Aphrodite and Hades sat on a bench, the air brittle with the tension between them
"Oh, come ON! They're both from the Greek pantheon!"
Aphrodite was borne off oleh a husky chorus of scantily-clad bodybuilders. Hades sniffed in disdain, snapped his fingers and the bench slurped down into the depths of the earth.
The author's fingers, stiff with resentment, had to try three times before successfully typing:
Flames licked at the block of ice as the corner of the Frozen bench caught fire
The critic fixed the penulis with a pitying stare. "Really? Fire and ice? Are anda serious? Those are just different temperature states of matter. They're not necessarily a different material, and certainly not opposites at all."
The penulis wept, head in hands. After a while, the author, brow beaded with sweat, tentatively typed out:
Good sat primly selanjutnya to Evil on a parkbench
and looked sideways at the critic, barely suppressing a whimper.
The critic sighed heavily. "Look," the critic began, "I don't mean to be harsh, but is that really the best anda can do? Good vs. Evil? Those are both rather subjective, aren't they? As such, they're both products of a diberikan belief system. The best anda could say is that Good is doing what you're supposed to do in a diberikan system, and Evil is not doing good. So they're not opposites - one is just the absence of the other!"
The penulis brightened and nodded.
Something sat on a bench selanjutnya to Nothing...and was satisfied.
I know I asked for too much before
I know I deserved for anda to walk out the door
But anda didn’t need to give it away
I promise anda I’ll give it a try
anda don’t have to buy my love
anda don’t need to give so much
I know I asked for a lot, never seemed satisfied
The word want makes me needy
Cause anda don’t have to buy my love
Wants have become a trigger
I’ll put your white string around my finger
Shouldn’t have asked
I never should’ve asked
anda shouldn’t be buying love,
Don’t give it all away to me
I hope anda finally see
That wanting from anda makes me feel
anda shouldn’t buy my love
I know I deserved for anda to walk out the door
But anda didn’t need to give it away
I promise anda I’ll give it a try
anda don’t have to buy my love
anda don’t need to give so much
I know I asked for a lot, never seemed satisfied
The word want makes me needy
Cause anda don’t have to buy my love
Wants have become a trigger
I’ll put your white string around my finger
Shouldn’t have asked
I never should’ve asked
anda shouldn’t be buying love,
Don’t give it all away to me
I hope anda finally see
That wanting from anda makes me feel
anda shouldn’t buy my love
Author's Note: "Look, now I am going to tell anda a story of the life of Rosemary Vega a.k.a me."
I am 11 years old.
My birthday is on March 25.
I am very talented at menulis stories, bernyanyi like famous people (example: Shakira, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Lady Gaga) I cinta to act!
When I grow up I want to be singer atau a voice actress.
I am interested in bintang Wars, Pokemon, Everybody Hates Chris and George Lopez.
My favorit pokemon are: Jirachi, Roserade, Mismagious and Meganium.
I was born in Wilson, North Carolina.
Thank anda for giving me your time to read this article! :D
I am 11 years old.
My birthday is on March 25.
I am very talented at menulis stories, bernyanyi like famous people (example: Shakira, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Lady Gaga) I cinta to act!
When I grow up I want to be singer atau a voice actress.
I am interested in bintang Wars, Pokemon, Everybody Hates Chris and George Lopez.
My favorit pokemon are: Jirachi, Roserade, Mismagious and Meganium.
I was born in Wilson, North Carolina.
Thank anda for giving me your time to read this article! :D