how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never tanggal renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever tanggal a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to ciuman him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never tanggal renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever tanggal a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to ciuman him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the daftar included Gus mobil van, van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered oleh Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered oleh the LA Times. Right after that mtv (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. mtv put the pertanyaan to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently fan of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I cinta the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favorit film of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address anda in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have lebih fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? cinta thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the meja tulis, meja in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy atau McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address anda in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have lebih fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? cinta thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the meja tulis, meja in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy atau McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet oleh H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of jantung and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush gaun instead. cinta the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
I read the first book & i could'nt decide which team i was then i read the detik book & i choose.......... Edward! Because Jacob promised Bella he wouldn't hurt her & he does! I think Jacob is a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
Well I created a fanfiction contest spot two months yang lalu to acknowledge all of our fantastic writers here but unfortunatly that didn't turn out well... Now I'm going to restart that. Our first contest is done, and I was wondering about the detik one; Last time only one person participated so this time we need more! If anda are a fanfiction writers, inspired to be writer, likes Twilight, atau anything! Participate in this! It is just a fun thing to do! I know kind of acak but now we can bring all competition into one spot. Read Contest #1 on the club for lebih details on rules and prizes and everything. I'm not going to need judges right now though so please don't ask about it... atau anda can ask and just be on the waiting daftar I'm about to create!
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I herd a knock at my window. "Edward, Charlie is asleep." he came in anyway. I was happy he did. I was all alone. "you should be in bed" he berkata to me. "yeah and anda should be hunting." I berkata with a laugh "I've already been" he sighed. I saw the longing in his eyes to be human but I wanted so desperately to be a vampire. "Bella go to sleep I'll sing to you" his velvet voice filled my ears. and I then I was asleep I woke to the ice touching my arm. "Bella, Charlie is up I'll see anda later My love" I woke to see him jump out off the window. "what anda looking at Bells?" Charlie asked "nothing Dad, I have to get ready. Did mom call?" Rena had been on my case after the accident with James. "no she didn't, hurry up your late" I got up and walked to the bathroom I looked out the window Edward was there waiting on the tree...
I herd a knock at my window. "Edward, Charlie is asleep." he came in anyway. I was happy he did. I was all alone. "you should be in bed" he berkata to me. "yeah and anda should be hunting." I berkata with a laugh "I've already been" he sighed. I saw the longing in his eyes to be human but I wanted so desperately to be a vampire. "Bella go to sleep I'll sing to you" his velvet voice filled my ears. and I then I was asleep I woke to the ice touching my arm. "Bella, Charlie is up I'll see anda later My love" I woke to see him jump out off the window. "what anda looking at Bells?" Charlie asked "nothing Dad, I have to get ready. Did mom call?" Rena had been on my case after the accident with James. "no she didn't, hurry up your late" I got up and walked to the bathroom I looked out the window Edward was there waiting on the tree...
Introduction
What if I told anda I was a vampire and not the good kind, would anda believe me? Of course not. anda live in a world where vampire don’t exists. But for some reason, I exist. anda must not let your friends nor your family see this book, it holds all my life secrets. Once anda turn this page, and unravel my darkest moments, there’s no turning back. Be warned this story isn’t for the faint hearted.
What I tell anda is the truth, nothing but the truth, but I don’t expect anda to believe me, no one ever did. We are brought up in a world where vampire aren’t supposed to be real, but anda my friend will understand that they do exist.
Now before anda turn this page and enter the most darkest world, I must ask anda again to keep this book a secret, if anda don’t, well, lets just say ‘you’ll be begging for my forgiveness.’
anda may now enter. If anda dare.
What if I told anda I was a vampire and not the good kind, would anda believe me? Of course not. anda live in a world where vampire don’t exists. But for some reason, I exist. anda must not let your friends nor your family see this book, it holds all my life secrets. Once anda turn this page, and unravel my darkest moments, there’s no turning back. Be warned this story isn’t for the faint hearted.
What I tell anda is the truth, nothing but the truth, but I don’t expect anda to believe me, no one ever did. We are brought up in a world where vampire aren’t supposed to be real, but anda my friend will understand that they do exist.
Now before anda turn this page and enter the most darkest world, I must ask anda again to keep this book a secret, if anda don’t, well, lets just say ‘you’ll be begging for my forgiveness.’
anda may now enter. If anda dare.