Twilight screensnaps

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if anda "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that anda cinta him.
18....

yea i made the judul to be something a little less opinionated, and lebih open to other peoples opinon. so if anda agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! anda have got a serious problem, and anda are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged oleh a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded oleh danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her cinta for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one lebih decision to make: life atau death. But which is which?

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*From Renesmee's view

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I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of anda who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



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