My name is Isabella Swan. Everybody calls me Bella. I have four best friends. We are closer than anybody. We have known each other since we were in junior and senior kindergarten.You will never see anyone this close. Nobody has ever ruined our friendship. Not when all the girls thought that guys had cooties. Not when all the guys thought that sports came before guys. No one has ever ruined atau tried to ruin our friendship. Not until the tahun of junior and senior. The tahun that ruined everything. Almost.
"Bell! Bellie! Bella!" yelled one of my best friends, Emmett McCarty. "I know exactly what we were going to do today!" He seemed really excited and loud.
My best friends are Emmett, Edward Masen, Jasper Whitlock, and Alice Brandon. Emmett... Well anda could say he isn't the brightest crayon in the box. But he's nice and really huge. Edward is kind. He talks really old-fashion and all girls are after him. Jasper is emo, somewhat. Some people are freaked out oleh him. They never really get to know him. Alice is really quirky. A shopping obsessed pixie but we still cinta her.
"What? Are we going to another one of your lame puppet shows again?" Yes lame. He has a body of a senior and a mind of a kindergartener.
"They are not lame!" he said. "Anyways, we could go to this circus!" He handed me a kind of wrinkled flyer.
"Two problems..." I berkata as I read over the flyer. "The flyer says, 'Circus coming to town on July 19th!'" He shrugged, as if saying 'So what?' "It's August 29th today." He nodded in understanding. "And it would be great if we actually lived in Connecticut."
"Well I don't see anda coming with any great ideas!" He berkata to me.
"How about we... I don't know, hang out at the park? It's a beautiful hari today."
"Okay... Where are Jasper, Edward, and Alice?" he asked.
"Probably at halaman awal maybe... How about anda call them?" What a great idea right?
"Guys! I knew you'd be here!" Alice shouted.
"Oh really? How'd anda know that?" asked Emmett, hoping to get a good laugh. Alice thinks she's psychic. It's so funny.
"Oh my powers! I was sitting oleh my crystal ball and I saw anda guys here, discussing things we were going to do today, and Emmett suggested a circus in Connecticut!" she seemed really determined to make us believe here.
"Or maybe anda saw the flyer when anda came out, saw us through your window across the street, and heard as we were talking about the park!" I tried to match her quirky voice.
"Details, details. Anyways, I'm here aren't I? I already invited the other guys over here, so Emmett don't strain yourself trying to find the talk button." She laughed at him.
"Oh no anda didn't!" he berkata and did a little hand action, the type the girls on tv would do. He's kind of a sissy for hanging around us too long. When we laughed he grabbed both of us and put us in a headlock. We screamed and tried to break out but of course that didn't work.
"Cool!" shouted Edward as he ran up to me. He jumped up on my back while I was still in the headlock. Jasper came and jumped on to Alice's back.
Emmett let us go but we were still carrying the boys. Surprisingly we were managing pretty well.
"I want to try!" Emmett jumped on us! I saw my life flash before my eyes, no lie. I fell on to the ground immediately.
"Oh my god!" shouted Alice as she came to help me. She dropped Jasper on the ground. "What the hell was that Emmett? anda could've killed her!"
"Wait... Is she breathing?" asked Jasper. I already had my eyes closed, so why not scare them some more? I stopped breathing completely.
"Oh no! I killed Bella... I killed her..." Emmett continued to whisper to himself. Ha. Take that anda big killer teddy bear!
"What are we going to do?" asked Alice taking charge.
"Well first we better pindah her somewhere safe. Maybe that park bench?" berkata Edward. Luckily I fell on the rumput instead of the sidewalk atau else I probably would've died.
When we got to the bench Jasper asked, "Wait! Edward. Didn't anda take a CPR class before?" I didn't like where this was going...
"Wait. Are anda asking me to give her mouth to mouth?" he asked. I'm guessing they nodded because someone was suddenly breathing on my face. When he started to pinch my nose I slapped him.
"Oww! Bella. Are anda alive?" he demanded.
"No Edward, I'm talking when I'm dead!" Then I started laughing uncontrollably.
"What the hell was that?" demanded Emmett. His look changed from scared to angry.
"It was a joke! And payback! Thank anda so much for jumping on puncak, atas of me." I berkata sarcastically. He got a confused look on his face, while everybody had an angry look.
"Bell! Bellie! Bella!" yelled one of my best friends, Emmett McCarty. "I know exactly what we were going to do today!" He seemed really excited and loud.
My best friends are Emmett, Edward Masen, Jasper Whitlock, and Alice Brandon. Emmett... Well anda could say he isn't the brightest crayon in the box. But he's nice and really huge. Edward is kind. He talks really old-fashion and all girls are after him. Jasper is emo, somewhat. Some people are freaked out oleh him. They never really get to know him. Alice is really quirky. A shopping obsessed pixie but we still cinta her.
"What? Are we going to another one of your lame puppet shows again?" Yes lame. He has a body of a senior and a mind of a kindergartener.
"They are not lame!" he said. "Anyways, we could go to this circus!" He handed me a kind of wrinkled flyer.
"Two problems..." I berkata as I read over the flyer. "The flyer says, 'Circus coming to town on July 19th!'" He shrugged, as if saying 'So what?' "It's August 29th today." He nodded in understanding. "And it would be great if we actually lived in Connecticut."
"Well I don't see anda coming with any great ideas!" He berkata to me.
"How about we... I don't know, hang out at the park? It's a beautiful hari today."
"Okay... Where are Jasper, Edward, and Alice?" he asked.
"Probably at halaman awal maybe... How about anda call them?" What a great idea right?
"Guys! I knew you'd be here!" Alice shouted.
"Oh really? How'd anda know that?" asked Emmett, hoping to get a good laugh. Alice thinks she's psychic. It's so funny.
"Oh my powers! I was sitting oleh my crystal ball and I saw anda guys here, discussing things we were going to do today, and Emmett suggested a circus in Connecticut!" she seemed really determined to make us believe here.
"Or maybe anda saw the flyer when anda came out, saw us through your window across the street, and heard as we were talking about the park!" I tried to match her quirky voice.
"Details, details. Anyways, I'm here aren't I? I already invited the other guys over here, so Emmett don't strain yourself trying to find the talk button." She laughed at him.
"Oh no anda didn't!" he berkata and did a little hand action, the type the girls on tv would do. He's kind of a sissy for hanging around us too long. When we laughed he grabbed both of us and put us in a headlock. We screamed and tried to break out but of course that didn't work.
"Cool!" shouted Edward as he ran up to me. He jumped up on my back while I was still in the headlock. Jasper came and jumped on to Alice's back.
Emmett let us go but we were still carrying the boys. Surprisingly we were managing pretty well.
"I want to try!" Emmett jumped on us! I saw my life flash before my eyes, no lie. I fell on to the ground immediately.
"Oh my god!" shouted Alice as she came to help me. She dropped Jasper on the ground. "What the hell was that Emmett? anda could've killed her!"
"Wait... Is she breathing?" asked Jasper. I already had my eyes closed, so why not scare them some more? I stopped breathing completely.
"Oh no! I killed Bella... I killed her..." Emmett continued to whisper to himself. Ha. Take that anda big killer teddy bear!
"What are we going to do?" asked Alice taking charge.
"Well first we better pindah her somewhere safe. Maybe that park bench?" berkata Edward. Luckily I fell on the rumput instead of the sidewalk atau else I probably would've died.
When we got to the bench Jasper asked, "Wait! Edward. Didn't anda take a CPR class before?" I didn't like where this was going...
"Wait. Are anda asking me to give her mouth to mouth?" he asked. I'm guessing they nodded because someone was suddenly breathing on my face. When he started to pinch my nose I slapped him.
"Oww! Bella. Are anda alive?" he demanded.
"No Edward, I'm talking when I'm dead!" Then I started laughing uncontrollably.
"What the hell was that?" demanded Emmett. His look changed from scared to angry.
"It was a joke! And payback! Thank anda so much for jumping on puncak, atas of me." I berkata sarcastically. He got a confused look on his face, while everybody had an angry look.
Have anda gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if anda ever get used to them. They're not weird. I cinta them. I cinta each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fan that anda can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - anda know, night shoots - because vampire like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. anda know, the detik time around it's a little easier. anda feel like anda have like a little bit lebih money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, anda know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if anda ever get used to them. They're not weird. I cinta them. I cinta each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fan that anda can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - anda know, night shoots - because vampire like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. anda know, the detik time around it's a little easier. anda feel like anda have like a little bit lebih money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, anda know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” oleh the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” oleh Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” oleh the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” oleh Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.