series twilight Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

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posted by lollipopszx3

Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are anda talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are anda so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? anda keep me here and anda won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad anda are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... anda want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an jam atau else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank anda my emos.

SEND

Heidi :: What did anda just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: anda mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If anda become a vampire anda will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never berkata that!

Me :: But anda implied it...

Heidi :: Do anda know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. anda just told everybody anda didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet anda $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet anda $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the selanjutnya jam then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get anda to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did anda invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do anda want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An jam later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: hey guys. What's up? cinta your new scars! Do I know you?

emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.

emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!

emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push anda all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want anda guys to die. I'm a brave girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];

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newmoon_lover kkooool plz rite more p.s names teagan

twilight_james awesome! i love this story!

twilight_james plz write more! :)

Chris Weitz Talks About The New Moon DVD-The Missing Deleted Scenes..

posted by Renesmee_XD

Orginal judul was meant to be :Chris Weitz Talks About The New Moon DVD-The Missing Deleted Scenes & Why There Is No Cast Commentary but it was too long

Chris Weitz recently spoke to Collider where he discussed the New Moon DVD and his selanjutnya project…

Collider: Yes. How are anda doing today, sir?

Chris Weitz: I’m very well thank you. How are you?

I’m doing very well actually. Thank anda for giving me some time today.

Chris: It’s my pleasure.

So have anda been doing a lot of press today?

Chris: Well anda are the 5th on my list, so not so much that my brain has turned to Jell-o yet.

So I will...

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Madame Tussauds To Add Robert Pattinson to Their Collection

posted by Renesmee_XD

Perhaps the world’s most famous wax museum is adding Robert Pattinson to their Hollywood stars collection in their flagship, london museum. The price for this in American dollars is roughly $225,000. According to the museum’s site:

“We expect to spark fan frenzy today as we’ve just confirmed the selanjutnya actor to be admitted into our attraction is the hottest celebrity of the moment, Brit born A-lister and bintang of the phenomenally successful Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson. The wax figure of the British heartthrob will be revealed in March, ahead of the release of his latest film, Remember...

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I Walk Along a Moonlit Road

posted by Kellykoo1

I walk along a moonlit road,
alone without a friend;
and then the darkness grabs my hand,
and seeks to pull me in.

I begin to see what disappears,
and feel with no arms there.
I attempt to walk but do not move,
for black water grasps my hair.

The black turns to red,
that is all I see.
I try to pull away,
but it flows into me.

I walk along a nightime road,
alone without a friend;
but thats because I grabbed his arm,
and killed him once again.
-Kelly R. Koontz (read the rest of the artikel for explaination)

To explain this poem, i will say basically,a person is walking alone down a jalan, street when a vampire attacks...

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twillight poem

posted by twillightgeek24

life without you
Topaz eyes so soft and sweet

Life without anda is incomplete.

You left me there in the wood

You berkata it was for my own damn good.

You swore that anda loved me with all of your jantung

But then anda just went and tore it apart.

You might as well have sucked me dry

For thanks to anda I slowly die.

Who do I turn to, anda atau the dog?

The one who caused atau pulled me from fog?

And if oleh chance anda one hari come back

Do I just leave atau cut anda some slack?

You sent my life spiraling down

My reaction was lebih than I simple frown.

My jantung was broken beyond repair

It’s as if anda didn’t even...

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Auditions for 'Twilight' film are scams!

posted by Hellohoudini

Auditions for 'Twilight' film are scams, says Portland casting agent Lana Veenker
By Margie Boule, The Oregonian
January 05, 2010, 12:57AM

The possibility of sharing a set with "Twilight" stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart might lead many a teen into a scammer's arms. All your teenager wanted for natal was a part in the selanjutnya "Twilight" movie.

Since the first two films in the "Twilight Saga" series, "Twilight" and "New Moon," have been released and the third, "Eclipse," has been shot, teens all over the world are getting desperate. Their last chance to be the kid sitting in the back...

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Taylor Lautner: Highest paid teen actor in Hollywood

posted by Hellohoudini

oleh Twilight_News | 6 January 2010

It is being reported that Taylor Lautner snagged an amazing 7.5 million to bintang in Northern Lights opposite Tom Cruise. Nikki Finki has deduced that with this sum of money Lautner has sky rocketed to being the highest paid teenaged actor in Hollywood over Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus. fan of Twilight might think he’s worth the price tag, but as Cinema Blend points out, Lautner hasn’t carried a film on his own yet which makes the paycheck that much lebih impressive.

“Given that Lautner hasn’t carried a single movie without the word Twilight in the title, that’s a pretty significant gamble. Robert Pattinson’s projects beyond Twilight haven’t really gone anywhere, though granted, he hasn’t been groomed as a new bintang oleh a studio in the same way. But can the Twilight effect carry on without Bella lurking somewhere in the frame?”

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‘Twilight’ Crash Scene Makes puncak, atas Movie Moments of the Decade

posted by Hellohoudini

‘Twilight’ Crash Scene Makes Moviefone’s daftar of puncak, atas Movie Moments of the Decade

January 2, 2010 ·

Coming in at number 4 the infamous crash scene from Twilight, on Moviefones puncak, atas 25 Movie Moments of the Decade.

How could anyone ever forget that scene? When I first read Twilight, and read that part, the hair was standing up on my arms and I held my breath. To actually see that on the big screen was amazing. That one scene set all future events for the Twilight Saga in place, and marked the beginning of Bella and Edward’s journey. Even though it was not exactly like the book — it was dead on in all the important aspects. I was quite pleased with how that scene turned out.

Breaking Dawn Casting Scam

posted by Hellohoudini

Breaking Dawn Casting Scam
oleh Twilight_News

There is a casting scam going on regarding Breaking Dawn that has caught a couple of people. Lana Veenker, who cast several of the roles in Twilight, explains how the scam works and how not to get caught up in something like that!

“If you’ve been around my blog for a while, anda know how much we hate, HATE, HATE scam artists who prey on aspiring actors and movie fan (especially kids) with fake casting calls.

A new one involving Breaking Dawn, the final installment in the Twilight series, has come to my attention. BE WARNED! As I’ve done in the past, I’m going to dissect it, tampil anda all the red flags and demonstrate how I did the research to uncover the scam artist behind it all.

So selanjutnya time anda get an email like the one below atau see something online that sounds too good to be true, you’ll know how to dissect it yourself to find out if it’s bogus atau for real. Take note!

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why couldn't edward just kill jake already?!!!!?!!!!~!!?1??

posted by dreamyejo

edward forever

ok so i'm all cool with jake right but edward loves bella and jake could ruin everything. I'v read all the buku so i know he does't but still. all around edward is better for bella so why does jake try so hard. if i were edward jake would be dead already. but if jake ever did get bella i'd give edward a sholder to cry on :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))<3 anyway why don't they just bella down at a meja and be like jake:ok bella..
edward:bella cinta what the dog was gonna say is that he want to know who anda cinta more.
and bella would be like :well...
jake:DOg!DOG! don't get me upset!!!
edward:easy...

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Diarie of the vampire - Chapter 2

posted by HKEILTLTOY

Bellas POV

Golden eyes were starring down at me.

"Hi." I berkata annoyed. He perpousley bumbed into me. I knew this because he wasn't there befor, and then he was. Oh my god I was losing my mind wasn't I. I obviously bumbed into him.

I hadn't realized until now , but I dropped my buku on the floor. I bent down to pick them up but then they were gone. I shot up and stood straight. I realized now that he had my buku in his hands.

"Sorry, that was probably my fault." He said. "Im Edward, whats your name?"

"Bella" He handed me my books"Thanks"

"No problem. hey I noticed that anda -"

"Cullen!" Coach Karlov...

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Bellas Worst Nightmare-Chpt 5

posted by twilight_james

I felt warm arms around me, and groggily opened my eyes.
'Jake?" I asked. What was he doing at the Cullen house? and then I remembered what happened last night. The hole that had been closed long yang lalu ripped open in my chest.
"Oh Jake," I sobbed, and the flung myself in his chest, crying.
"Bella?" he asked, mystified. "whats up?"
It hurt to say his name, but I finally choked it out. 'Edward," I wailed, and then buried my head into his chest again.
He let me stay like that for a few minutes, until I finally stopped sobbing.
"Jake, how did anda find me?" I asked, wondering how he had dared to go so close...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 22

posted by teamalice_0

Sorry i was grounded oleh my mom. Because i was so called 'missing' some work. so sorry!Also I'm still continuing this story but not Into Twilight that some of anda maybe reading. So I'm starting a new artile called Unknown.
-teamalice_0-
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I turned around to see the one person I didnt't expect to see, Jasper. He eyed the glass of blood in my hand.

"Carlisle berkata it wouldn't be wise if I went hunting out there." I turned to automaticly look out inthe the night, searching for and danger that might hurt Seth. I could still hear him inside snoring on...

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Impudence; Chapter One

posted by starvingbarbie

Wendy (human character, close friend of Bella's when she lived in Phoenix) POV

It was almost as if it was fate. Not only was I on a plane to visit my best friend that had lived in Arizona with me, but I was sitting selanjutnya to a drop dead gorgeous male with the prettiest eyes.
I continued to peek at the man through my red-framed rectangle glasses, who was possibly 17 through 18, with the strongest cheek bone structure and golden eyes. I continued to steal glances from him, even though he seemed preoccupied oleh looking through the cheap magazine these airplanes provided. He pretended to be interested,...

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Let’s Re-Read New Moon Together! Chapter 3

posted by lexie2635

We are on chapter 3 of our countdown that means 22 lebih days until the release of New Moon. gabung us oleh membaca a chapter a hari together…aww don’t anda feel the love? So in order to help pass the time while we wait for New Moon to be released, I will continue to post a thread everyday for each chapter in the book, counting down the days until the official release of the film on November 20th.

Chapter 3: The End

October…November…December…January…

Forgive me if I’m not my usual bubbly self when it pertains to this chapter. anda all know this is an extremely hard book for me, but this...

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The Vampire Reporter -- Chapter 8

posted by BiteMeCullen107

An jam later they had gone threw what little was left and found four bodies one out of four survived. He was badly hurt and probably wasn’t going to be out of the hospital for a couple weeks possibly months. Vanna wasn’t to hurt she broke her left leg and had to get three stitches. You’d think that because I was closer to the building I would have gotten hurt lebih but no I just sprained my wrist had to get six stitches and had a couple cuts and burses.
“Excuse me sir?”
I walked up to a one of the doctors that was taking care of Vanna at the time. He turned around and it looked like...

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Is there an Edward out there for us?

posted by House_Of_Night_

I get people asking me this pertanyaan all the time...................
Is there an Edward out there for us?

I always reply 'no', there is no such thing as a vampire for starters, but apart from that, there could be no one, as loving, as kind, as dedicated as Edward, but people belive they are guys out there, that are like Edward.

so i have decided to do a experiment. i would like ten girls plus me, to become a team and to build up a dating site, for people who are aged 12 to 16. after a bulan of this, we will ask all the girls who joined the site, did they find someone (a guy) who was as loving and kind and dedicated as Edward. after we find out the results, we will post them here for you!

so if anyone out there would like to help me build up a dating site and get this Experiment up and running please contact me withen 2-3 days. thanks,
please leave komentar if u would gabung the dating site.

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Carlisle Cullen. 2

posted by em_blake

I look up surprised, and turn my head to the back of the church to see who had opened the big, wooden doors so harshly. I stand up and rush to the doors to greet the late night church visitor but there was no one there. I take a quick look outside and only hear the dark wind in the distance and the cold wip of the snow against my face.

I turn back to the cold and pushed the big wood doors closed. After securly closing them, I turn my attention back to the church. I have been thinking about poor Susan Thomas all hari and how her husband, Jim Thomas was found dead with a terribly big gash in his...

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Taylor's Story Chapter 33

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Alice came with some clothes. Alice loved brand names so she got me this really cute black Volcom kemeja with some skinny jeans. I was finially able to get out of the hospital. Alice bought her pouche so it would be easier for me to get in and out of. I didn't let anyone push me, I felt weak when they had since my arms got tired. We got to the yellow pouche, it was beautiful. Emmett picked me and placed me in the front seat. I wished lebih than ever I was the one driving and
Alice was sitting beside me. I would go on a thousand shopping trips just so I could walk. Alice can anda ever see me walking...

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Another Story Chapter 69

posted by surfergal

The following morning I woke up to a really big guy sitting up against the wall. He sorta scared me he was big as in strong looking. Nathen had his head beside my hand.
Nathen. I wispered.
Hmmm. He said.
Who is that? And why is he here? I ask really frighten.
That's Emmet he's not really asleep just pretending be. Nathen said.
How do I know him? I ask.
Carlisle and Esme adopted him as well. He told me.
Oh. Do we like each other? He sort of scares me. I said.
Yeah, anda told me once that he was the closest to anda and anda felt like he was your older brother that anda never had. Nathe said.
Oh....

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Another Story Chapter 62

posted by surfergal

I wasn't hurt to bad. I had 9 stitches in my head a couple of bruised ribs one broken rib a broken hand and let's not forget my memory loss. I was moved from the Intensive Care Unit to my own room within three days. Nathen stayed with me everynight I told him to go halaman awal and get some sleep but he refused to leave me. Once I had finally been able to sleep I woke up 3 hours later it was really late into the night and I just watched Nathen sleeping and thought how lucky I was to have such a great family and a great fiancé. I started crying when just thinking about it. Over the past months life...