series twilight Article: 10 Ways to annoy James

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posted by myau

A.k.a. 10 ways to get yourself killed.

10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it

9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward fan club. Force him to go to every single meeting.

8: Force him to play a game with anda that anda invented. Change the rules every 5 detik so he loses.

7: tampil him those cinta letters “Victoria” sent Edward.

6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.

5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.

4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before anda leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!

3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.

2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.

1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” atau “You’re funeral”, atau “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan lebih cunning than that.”

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posted by LexisFaith

Dude...you found her? Emmett's eyes were wide.

Cowboy boots?Japer was surprised.

"Hi." Bella smiled.

"Hello, Bella." Emmett grined. "It's nice to meet you."

"Pleasure." Jasper nodded.

"A pleasure to meet anda two, as well."

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"My friends would be freaking out if they knew I was meeting anda two." She smiled.

"Who are your friends?" Emmett was always so nosey.

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"Tell...

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This is another story I haven't updated since LAST YEAR!!! If anda don't remember what happend, a recap :)

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Bella has met Edward, and his baby daughter Adria, whom adores Bella, and Jake has met Emily. Jake comes halaman awal drunk one night and gets into a tiff with Bella, reminding her why he drank(Renesmee, his ex gf, was killed), and how he has never stopped. Phew. :)

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All this time when I talk it's not real
It's not real, not real, not real, it's not real

All this time when we walk we won't feel
But sometime in a box it won't steal
All this time when I walk I won't feel, I won't feel
All this time when I talk it's not real, it's not real

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Edward pov

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"You OK?" He mumbled into my hair, and I propped myself up on my elbow to look down on him.

"Better than OK. Great. Wonderful. Amazing even." I leaned down and kissed him slowly.

"I know what anda mean." He replied when I pulled away.

"I could stay here forever." I sighed, laying my head back down on his chest.

"If it hadn't been for the fact that I think Charlie...

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No Turning Back 4

posted by LexisFaith

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*Alice

I felt my brows furrow and I dialed Charlie's number.
"Hello?"
"Hey. Dad." I sighed and ran my hand through my hair.
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I decided to do a story from a request from bamagirl5899.

[b]FUTURE[b]

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"I'M FEEDING HER anda STUPID MUTT-"
"-SHUT UP BLONDIE anda KNOW SHE IS HALF HUMAN-"
"HOW DARE YOU-YOU-"

"SHUT UP" snarled Edward.

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