Okay so my brother and I were swimming in our pool and suddenly we start talking Twilight.Well, if anda know us then anda know that we stared role playing.Mason REALLY wanted to be Edward so I let him.And I was Emmett. And so I started thinking of a joke paragraph.I REALLY hope anda guys like it.
Emmett's pov.
"Where is Edward?!?", I thought to myself. I had been searching our property for well around 5 menit and I knew he could hear my thoughts.
" Up here Em.", he berkata chuckling from his room all the way upstairs. He knew I would hear.I was still in the forest.I was up and in his room in a record 4 seconds. atau at least record for a human. "jeese Edward!Couldn't have let that go on longer?",I berkata a bit sharply.
"No.I was getting bored.", he said.
"Okay well, let's get down to bussiness shall we? I thought up another way to annoy Alice.", I said.
" I'm all ears."
" Well, I figured out a way to fart!!!How totally awesome is THAT?", I berkata in a rush.
"Very awesome."
Man. Why was he keeping his anserws so short? " So you'll hurry up and tell me how to fart.", he berkata a little impatient. " Jeese.", I berkata again. He sighed. "Alright. So if anda can gulp down enough air and concentrate really hard anda can fart.", I berkata triumphently. "And how did anda come across this?", he berkata chuckling, for he already knew the anserw. "Never mind that", I snapped. Was he doiing his best to irritate me in my moment of glory? " Yes.", he berkata fighting a smile. " Stop that!", I berkata sharply. "See watch.I'll demonstrate.", I said. I took a deep breath that no human could take and took two lebih just to be on the aman, brankas side. Now for the embarrassung part. The concentrating. I balled my hands in fists nd benter. I must have looked like a conctapated kid, because he was on the ground holding his sides and booming with laughter in half a second. "Hey cut it out atau anda won't hear it ", I said. " Oh.I WON'T?", he retorted clearly enjoying himself. But at least he cut it out.Then finally brpf( acak letters =fart sounds, the lebih letters the longer the fart)."Of course I'll have to work on it, but...", I berkata clearly proud. "Oh that's for SURE!!", he berkata laughing again."Let's go practice.", he berkata eager to learn.
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"Oh Alice...", we chimed.
"What is it?", she stated obviously annoyed.
"We just wanted to tampil anda something.", we berkata in unison once more. "Oh this aught to be good.", berkata rosalie ,nudging Jasper.We each sucked in a REEEEEEEEALY deep breath. For Alice, Jacob, Carlisle,Esme, Rosalie, and Jasper were there.(Bella and Renesmee were visiting Charlie and amazingly Jacob was visiting me.Or at least staying for the game. Flat screen anda know.)We balled our fists knelt down and...........bfr dfr.And then a thunder storm broke out.Everyone was on the ground rolling, holding their sides and BOOMING with laughter. While we stood there gawking at them. It had taken weeks of hard core practice to get that far, and last time it lasted 20 seconds!!! Even Alice was laughing. "aren't anda the least bit disgusted?!?", I asked. "That.. was... just.. too... funny.", she gasped."Nice one guys!!", joked Jacob. "Man it took 6 weeks to get that far!", I berkata irritatedly. HDSHGHEHRHGHRTGJHDFJGLDFHHTIHRIYTHDSFGHUER!!!!! "And that took about 2 seconds!", smiled Jacob."Well it's harder for vampire to fart okay Mr. Showoff!", I said."OH MY GOD! JACOB! WHAT DID anda EAT?!?!?!?!", laughed Carlisle. oleh now everyone was outside at least 1 mile away from the house.
"Well, Jake. At least anda can annoy Alice.", i laughed as we sprinted from the contaminated house.(Both holding our noses I might add) Just then Alice charges at us staring daggers at Jacob. "You, mutt. come here.", berkata Alice. "No way! I may be half dog but even I'm not that stupid.", berkata Jacob cautiously. "No come on. I'm not going to hurt you.", berkata Alice lebih alluringly now as she flashed one of her smiles that would make any man come to her." That doesn't work on me.", berkata Jake. "Then why are anda coming closer?", berkata Alice still trying to lure him in. "Don't do it jake", I whispered. Jake was still walking closer.... And then he was right in front of Alice. "Oh no, I can't watch", I berkata still watching." anda can't but I can.", berkata Edward chuckling. oleh now everyone was watching.(Even Bella and Nessie, they got back early)Then suddenly, WHACK!!!!! Alice got Jake right on the nose. He jumped and ran for his life. Alice right behind him screaming things like," I JUST WENT SHOPPING THOSE ARE BRAND NEW chanel dresses! NOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE LOUIS VUITTON PURSESAND DOLCE AND GABBANNA DRESSES!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY ARE ALL RUINED!!!!!"she screamed." How much are anda willing to bet he is going to get his sorry pantat, keledai knocked around?", berkata Edward. "50 bucks says Alice will beat him again in the selanjutnya minute?", I said. "Your on.", berkata Edward."Edward aren't anda going to go help him?", Bella berkata worriedly. "Emmett's tougher that I am he can take Alice when she's this mad I can't.", berkata Edward getting a bit worried himself."Ahh. But anda Eddie boy are much faster than I.", I berkata knowing I won. "Edward . Please for me I don't want him to get hurt and you're faster than Alice anyway.", begged Bella." Man how cruel is that making your wife beg. Pathetic.", I taunted."Shut. Up. Emmett.", he growled. and then he left to go rescue Jacob from Alice's wrath." anda know he won't survive right?", I asked. "I kinda figured.", berkata Bella. "hey Bella can anda go make some jagung meletus, popcorn this is going to be good." " But we don't eat popcorn." "Get it anyway." I berkata and sat down to enjoy the tampil just as Edward got socked in the head."Luxury."
Emmett's pov.
"Where is Edward?!?", I thought to myself. I had been searching our property for well around 5 menit and I knew he could hear my thoughts.
" Up here Em.", he berkata chuckling from his room all the way upstairs. He knew I would hear.I was still in the forest.I was up and in his room in a record 4 seconds. atau at least record for a human. "jeese Edward!Couldn't have let that go on longer?",I berkata a bit sharply.
"No.I was getting bored.", he said.
"Okay well, let's get down to bussiness shall we? I thought up another way to annoy Alice.", I said.
" I'm all ears."
" Well, I figured out a way to fart!!!How totally awesome is THAT?", I berkata in a rush.
"Very awesome."
Man. Why was he keeping his anserws so short? " So you'll hurry up and tell me how to fart.", he berkata a little impatient. " Jeese.", I berkata again. He sighed. "Alright. So if anda can gulp down enough air and concentrate really hard anda can fart.", I berkata triumphently. "And how did anda come across this?", he berkata chuckling, for he already knew the anserw. "Never mind that", I snapped. Was he doiing his best to irritate me in my moment of glory? " Yes.", he berkata fighting a smile. " Stop that!", I berkata sharply. "See watch.I'll demonstrate.", I said. I took a deep breath that no human could take and took two lebih just to be on the aman, brankas side. Now for the embarrassung part. The concentrating. I balled my hands in fists nd benter. I must have looked like a conctapated kid, because he was on the ground holding his sides and booming with laughter in half a second. "Hey cut it out atau anda won't hear it ", I said. " Oh.I WON'T?", he retorted clearly enjoying himself. But at least he cut it out.Then finally brpf( acak letters =fart sounds, the lebih letters the longer the fart)."Of course I'll have to work on it, but...", I berkata clearly proud. "Oh that's for SURE!!", he berkata laughing again."Let's go practice.", he berkata eager to learn.
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"Oh Alice...", we chimed.
"What is it?", she stated obviously annoyed.
"We just wanted to tampil anda something.", we berkata in unison once more. "Oh this aught to be good.", berkata rosalie ,nudging Jasper.We each sucked in a REEEEEEEEALY deep breath. For Alice, Jacob, Carlisle,Esme, Rosalie, and Jasper were there.(Bella and Renesmee were visiting Charlie and amazingly Jacob was visiting me.Or at least staying for the game. Flat screen anda know.)We balled our fists knelt down and...........bfr dfr.And then a thunder storm broke out.Everyone was on the ground rolling, holding their sides and BOOMING with laughter. While we stood there gawking at them. It had taken weeks of hard core practice to get that far, and last time it lasted 20 seconds!!! Even Alice was laughing. "aren't anda the least bit disgusted?!?", I asked. "That.. was... just.. too... funny.", she gasped."Nice one guys!!", joked Jacob. "Man it took 6 weeks to get that far!", I berkata irritatedly. HDSHGHEHRHGHRTGJHDFJGLDFHHTIHRIYTHDSFGHUER!!!!! "And that took about 2 seconds!", smiled Jacob."Well it's harder for vampire to fart okay Mr. Showoff!", I said."OH MY GOD! JACOB! WHAT DID anda EAT?!?!?!?!", laughed Carlisle. oleh now everyone was outside at least 1 mile away from the house.
"Well, Jake. At least anda can annoy Alice.", i laughed as we sprinted from the contaminated house.(Both holding our noses I might add) Just then Alice charges at us staring daggers at Jacob. "You, mutt. come here.", berkata Alice. "No way! I may be half dog but even I'm not that stupid.", berkata Jacob cautiously. "No come on. I'm not going to hurt you.", berkata Alice lebih alluringly now as she flashed one of her smiles that would make any man come to her." That doesn't work on me.", berkata Jake. "Then why are anda coming closer?", berkata Alice still trying to lure him in. "Don't do it jake", I whispered. Jake was still walking closer.... And then he was right in front of Alice. "Oh no, I can't watch", I berkata still watching." anda can't but I can.", berkata Edward chuckling. oleh now everyone was watching.(Even Bella and Nessie, they got back early)Then suddenly, WHACK!!!!! Alice got Jake right on the nose. He jumped and ran for his life. Alice right behind him screaming things like," I JUST WENT SHOPPING THOSE ARE BRAND NEW chanel dresses! NOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE LOUIS VUITTON PURSESAND DOLCE AND GABBANNA DRESSES!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY ARE ALL RUINED!!!!!"she screamed." How much are anda willing to bet he is going to get his sorry pantat, keledai knocked around?", berkata Edward. "50 bucks says Alice will beat him again in the selanjutnya minute?", I said. "Your on.", berkata Edward."Edward aren't anda going to go help him?", Bella berkata worriedly. "Emmett's tougher that I am he can take Alice when she's this mad I can't.", berkata Edward getting a bit worried himself."Ahh. But anda Eddie boy are much faster than I.", I berkata knowing I won. "Edward . Please for me I don't want him to get hurt and you're faster than Alice anyway.", begged Bella." Man how cruel is that making your wife beg. Pathetic.", I taunted."Shut. Up. Emmett.", he growled. and then he left to go rescue Jacob from Alice's wrath." anda know he won't survive right?", I asked. "I kinda figured.", berkata Bella. "hey Bella can anda go make some jagung meletus, popcorn this is going to be good." " But we don't eat popcorn." "Get it anyway." I berkata and sat down to enjoy the tampil just as Edward got socked in the head."Luxury."
Bye Guys-post more tonite I am going swimming right now!!!!♥
