-Renesmee-
I was exhausted. I wanted to hold my baby so badly, but consciousness didn't stick around long enough.
I was walking in a forest. Not the La Push forest, I was sure. It must have been the one in Forks. Suddenly, I saw light ahead. I pushed past the greenery, until I came to a small circular clearing, with many differently coloured bunga dotted everywhere. Your typical fairytale scene. lebih importantly, there were two people in the centre. With a shock, I realised I was looking at my parents. But there was a subtle difference. My mother was human. She looked so... fragile. But nothing could have hurt her at that moment. She was cradled against my dad's chest, and I'm pretty sure that was the gooiest moment I've ever seen my parents in. Weird. I was seeing my parents before I was even born. Ha ha. They would find this one funny.
"Renesmee... are anda awake yet?" I vaguely heard. Probably Jacob, I reasoned. How I was able to reason anything was beyond me.
"Mhmm..." I groaned.
"Leave her be. She's tired." Jasper? No, Carlisle. Defintely Carlisle.
"Are anda sure?" Worried.
"She'll be fine, Jacob." Calming.
I felt heavy. Like I was made of lead. Nevertheless, I managed to stretch my hand up and grab Jacob's reassuringly warm hand. I held it to my face, and drifted.
I was exhausted. I wanted to hold my baby so badly, but consciousness didn't stick around long enough.
I was walking in a forest. Not the La Push forest, I was sure. It must have been the one in Forks. Suddenly, I saw light ahead. I pushed past the greenery, until I came to a small circular clearing, with many differently coloured bunga dotted everywhere. Your typical fairytale scene. lebih importantly, there were two people in the centre. With a shock, I realised I was looking at my parents. But there was a subtle difference. My mother was human. She looked so... fragile. But nothing could have hurt her at that moment. She was cradled against my dad's chest, and I'm pretty sure that was the gooiest moment I've ever seen my parents in. Weird. I was seeing my parents before I was even born. Ha ha. They would find this one funny.
"Renesmee... are anda awake yet?" I vaguely heard. Probably Jacob, I reasoned. How I was able to reason anything was beyond me.
"Mhmm..." I groaned.
"Leave her be. She's tired." Jasper? No, Carlisle. Defintely Carlisle.
"Are anda sure?" Worried.
"She'll be fine, Jacob." Calming.
I felt heavy. Like I was made of lead. Nevertheless, I managed to stretch my hand up and grab Jacob's reassuringly warm hand. I held it to my face, and drifted.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” oleh the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” oleh Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” oleh the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” oleh Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.