-Emmett-
I was pretty mad that I didn't get my revenge immediately. Renesmee fell asleep. Lovely.
At least I got lebih time to plan.
* * *
It seems a little weird that this only crossed my mind now, and I've had a constant twenty years to think, but:
Does Jacob get along well with siberian huskies?
Just thinking. Now back to revenge.
* * *
I was planning to re-stock their refridgerator, in a very vampire-ish fashion.
Since Renesmee was two, she stopped drinking blood. Now she just ate human food. She berkata there was lebih variety.
Now, blood sorta disgusted and freaked her out. Calisle "theorized" that maybe her new dependancy on human food had something to do with being "vegetarian".
So I'd stocked their refridgerator with animal blood. In clear containers.
My triumphant thoughts were cut off as I walked into my and Rosalie's room, and saw Ed and Jasper standing there, grinning at me. And Alice and Rose. Who were carrying a make-up kit the size of a tool box.
This would not end well.
I was pretty mad that I didn't get my revenge immediately. Renesmee fell asleep. Lovely.
At least I got lebih time to plan.
* * *
It seems a little weird that this only crossed my mind now, and I've had a constant twenty years to think, but:
Does Jacob get along well with siberian huskies?
Just thinking. Now back to revenge.
* * *
I was planning to re-stock their refridgerator, in a very vampire-ish fashion.
Since Renesmee was two, she stopped drinking blood. Now she just ate human food. She berkata there was lebih variety.
Now, blood sorta disgusted and freaked her out. Calisle "theorized" that maybe her new dependancy on human food had something to do with being "vegetarian".
So I'd stocked their refridgerator with animal blood. In clear containers.
My triumphant thoughts were cut off as I walked into my and Rosalie's room, and saw Ed and Jasper standing there, grinning at me. And Alice and Rose. Who were carrying a make-up kit the size of a tool box.
This would not end well.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.