Jacques and Josse

First off, I was really bored so I decided to do a review of this episode of TDAS, Second, If anda haven't watched this episode I would HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT! anda can watch it on youtube atau something...


Anyway... We start out this episode with Duncan saying Crud like 36 million times, Scott causes himself Erm... Painful? Pain oleh punching his tempat tidur and Alejandro is in a cocoon, tomorrow he should come out as a "BEAUTIFUL" Butterfly, That'll impress Heather...
In the girls kabin anda might notice that the rabbit on Heather's Pajamas is STILL missing... And... Wait..? Doesn't Jo change clothes? That's...

Victor: Greetings everyone! My name is Victor Rodenmaar Jr.! And I'm the new host of Total Drama. This season of Total Drama is set at my boarding school here in the UK in the House of Anubis. I will have 12 contestants living in this House going throw challenges based on the history of the house... sadly, I haven't thought of the first challenge yet. But putting that aside, let's meet our new members of Anubis House! First up Lia and Jake!
(Cab drives up and Lia and Jake step out)
Lia: Why did anda have to stop for a coke?
Jake: I got thirsty.
Lia: (rolls eyes)
Victor: Welcome to the House of Anubis....

Chris:Last time on Total Drama Voyage of the Seas.We saw four teams going towards their treasure.Micheal got a date.Ashton made a ikan paus, paus friend and lots of enemies.Later It was Team Nature who won and Team Wise who lost.Not very wise.In the end it was Jack who got thrown off because of Ashton messing up with the votes.Now who will lose?Who will win?Find out on Total Drama Voyage of the Seas!

(theme song)

(Ashton's room)
Ashton:(sighs)I shouldn't have done that.Now I know everyone knows about me cheating...but I need the money

(Confessional)
Ashton: *sad* I feel so bad... but... I need the money!...

HWGA1

-First hari on the job- 

"Good morning Mr and Mrs. Winsten!" Chimed Melody, the assistant secretary. She had greeted the couple as they walked into the studio with their children. "Now, Mr. Propel wants to see anda in the meeting room to discuss the changing of the tampil and your pay." the jeruk, orange headed female stated.

"Thanks melody." Ally spoke as she held onto Austins small hand.

Mike and Ally had woke early that day. Eager to start the first hari of their new jobs. It was all overwhelming for everyone, but they manage to keep a calm atmosphere.
  Ally sported a cute, ruffled purple blouse...

Chris: last time on Total Drama Around the World! The north pole! Here the teens had to build skates and then race them. Liza cut Layla's forehead, coklat kekuningan made Rochelle and Lia fall into a lake that was -20 degrees. And Chilly got rockets to put on his skates In the end, Liza and Layla won invisibility and Chilly was sent packing. Who will win? Who will die- I mean lose? Find out right now on Total Drama Around the World!

(theme song)

(First class)
Lia: I don't even know why Layla picked me.
Liza: What ever the reason is, don't trust her.
Lia: I won't.
Amber: well, thanks again for letting me be in...

This is chapter one of my fanfiction, Toxic Valentine, I know the chapter is a little weird and poorly written... but I wasn't quite sure how their meeting should be, hope anda guys like it though! =D
This is NOT a story for those who are against mature matters such as mentions of sex, abuse, swearing, etc.
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Stephanie's POV (Point of View)

I dive into the water; my red hair flips upwards, and eventually returns oleh my side, drenched in water.
“Nice dive Steph!” Bridgette calls to me.
I smile and looked up at her and Geoff, the two were cuddling on a towel on the ground,...

I just read a Fic made oleh iPhyscic about Mike killing himself, so I was in the mood for making a dark one-shot fanfic... Personally, I think I'm getting good at these! Do u think I'm a good writer? 
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Anyway,  here we go!

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What would happen if I died?:Mikes point of view.

My life is a living nightmare.

No one wants me atau loves me.

All they do is stop and stare and say 'Hey! There's that crazy freak!'

They never appreciate the real me.

They never look past my physcotic appearance..

They never look Into my heart.

I feel neglected..
I feel sad...
I feel depressed..

Only one thing comes to my...

So, this is just a little poem I thought of when I was in school today. ^^' Hope anda like it! :D

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She had a true love,
a delinquent Prince Charming.
Living behind fairytail walls,
she was cinderella at the ball.

Then one hari he left her,
Causing her walls to crumble.
He left her there to cry,
Being the one most unhumble.

She went into a fury,
Angried oleh his betrayal.
Although deep inside,
She knew she was frail.

Then one day,
her anger turned to tear's.
She let her true emotions out,
Exposing her true fear's.

She cried for many...

(Hola me amigos! I was gonna hav this diposting last night but.... Let's just say my family BBQ's last a LONG time xP we arrived at 11:25 am and left at 11:57 pm. Well anyways, ENJOY!!!!)

Rayla: So what? Y'all just decided not to vote?! Well thanks guys. Now all the producers and Other Shiz are mad and yelling at ME! And the worst part is, IVE BEEN SO BORED CAUSE I BEAT ALL MY VIDEO GAMES!!!! 

Cody: What is shiz?

Rayla: SHUT UP GAY-TARD!!!! Now i have to seem like a really evil host and kick one of y'all of myself!

TSK: WHAT?! 

Rayla: uh.. ya! 

Bridgette: But-

Rayla: Leave.

Bridgette: What?

Rayla: Must...

After they arrived at their cabinets, they were entering in their class.They were in the 7th grade.(They were 13 then).
-What are anda doing at my cabinet?a boy with black hair and green Mohawk berkata to Bridgette.
-I didn't know that this cabinet is yours!
-Haha...Now run away from my cabinet!
She ran away from his cabinet and came close to Gwen.
-Have anda s-s-seen that g-g-guy with b-b-black hair and green Mohawk?Bridgette berkata to Gwen.
-Yes.I think that he is cute!
-Cute?He almost beaten me up!
-AH!Why did he do this to you?!I'm going to beat him up...Aaah!His cute teal eyes and...AH, Gwen!Just focus!...

I thought of Zack for a while his soft lips and beautiful brown eyes and cute red mohawk and he wasn't a bad kisser either I sighed and looked out the kabin window(Isabella and Zack start to sing this)link

I thought of Isabella her beautiful brown hair and susu chocalate skin with her soft strawerry lips I'd ciuman them all hari if i could the way she made me feel was unexplainable i felt in my jantung i had ever expierienced before wh i liked her was beyond me she was so opposite of me she knew what she wanted in life she was so confident and and loved her herritage she put her mind to everything...

Courtney:At 12:00 I'll arrive at the echography, ok?
Gwen:Ok!
Courtney:I can't wait!Me and Duncan will toko things for the baby!
Gwen:Awwwwww!
Izzy:Will be so cool for you!
Courtney:Now it's 10:35......In 25 menit I got to go!
Lindsay:*crosses her fingers*Please will be a girl!Please will be a girl!Please wil be a girl!
Heather:SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay:Ok!
Courtney:Bridgette, look!
Bridgette:What?
Courtney:A baby foot!
All the girls:Awwwwwwwwwww!


At the echography...
Courtney:Good afternoon, mrs. doctor!
Doctor:Good afternoon!So...You're pregnant...How many months do anda have?
Courtney:7 months!
Doctor:Do...

I couldn’t believe that I was doing this. I was back out again, hoping to find Cody’s mobil van, van on the side of the road. Alejandro told me where the car broke down on and that’s what I was going by.


"There it is!" Sierra shouted from the passenger seat.


"Where?" I asked.


She pointed out the window, "I know all about my Codykins and I know--"


"That's nice."


There was traffic backed up, just like I had been told.


I turned the car off in the middle road--no one was going anywhere anyways--and got out; Sierra followed in suit. She dashed off towards Cody's van, "CODY!"


I shook my head, continuing with...

(completely ignores Total Drama World Tour)

Chris: Hello people, we are back for a third season! With some old and some new faces!! The first new face is my new cohost, Alyssa aka GinnyXHarryluv!
Alyssa: Hello! How do y'all do? Welcome to Total Drama Band!
Chris: I was gonna say that!
Alyssa: Well I berkata it for you. Now let's meet our contestants!!
Chris: Returning is:
Izzy!
Izzy: Boom-boom
Lindsay!
Lindsay: Hi Chris!!
Heather!
Heather: Whatever
LeShawna!
LeShawna: hey y'all!
Gwen!
Gwen: Hi everyone!!
Beth!
Beth: Hi guys!
Bridgette!
Bridgette: Hi dudes!
Duncan!
Duncan: Hello morons
Geoff!
Geoff: Hi dudes!
Owen!
Owen:...

Chris:Campers, Come Out To The Dock. Someone New Is Here!
Duncan:It's A Celebrity!
(Courtney Punches Duncan On The Arm)
Duncan:Ow!
Courtney:It's Not A Celebrity, Stupid!
Colin:Hello Everyone, Glad I Could Come Along.
Chris:I'm Glad, Too! Where Are anda From Again?
Colin:Boston.
Trent:Beantown, Huh? I Have Some friends Who Live There!
Colin:I Never Knew That!
Trent:See Them If anda Have A Chance.
Colin:OK!
Noah:Hi, It's Nice To See You.
Colin:And anda Too Noah!
Sadie And Katie:Another Guest, EEEEEE!!!
(Sadie And Katie Hug Colin A Little Too Hard)
Colin:Ouch, Not So Hard! You're Crushing Me!
Lindsay:Well, Hello...

RECAP: I may have a crush on Duncan and he may like me back some, but I'll do all I have to just to keep him from getting too close to me... No way I'm letting another Juvie boy close enough to me to break my heart.
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*ALMOST LUNCHTIME*

Duncan and I had the same class schedule; every class we had, we had together. It was going to be really hard for me to stay away from him at this rate since he's pretty much following me all over the place. Still, I have my ways of avoiding people; I've had every excuse in the book in my mind so I could keep...