Lindsay: wake up in the morning looking greener then sherk (wheres that Donkey) sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck before i leave i stop and vomit up tequila and glitter *throws up* it seems i spend half of my hari with my head in the sh*ter *takes vomit out of her hair*got vomit up in my hair hair but im way to sick to care now im falling down the stairs *falls*ah i-i-i pull myself off the floor and im almost out the door but my family is waiting for me *Noel me and bones as her family* o crap not again its fine i can stop it anytime
Noel: thats a lie u wont try now u made your mother cry look
Me: *fake crying *oo oo
Lindsay:im outta here this is queer i just drink a couple beers
Me: *stops her*dont leave we cinta u even hire doctor drew *opens door to Sinto*
Sinto:this pattern needs to end
Lindsay: i think i have to puke again *pukes* well im sad to stay but my head is still realing and now they are talking about there feelings
Bones: it makes me sad when i see u brush your teeth with jack and u borrow my bike and never gave it back *fake crys*
Noel and Sinto: stop tampilkan off your butt but u make young girls act like sluts
Noel: now u getting a bir gut
Sinto:this pattern needs to end and p diddy is not your friend u end up like Lindsay low hand low low hand
Lindsay: i feel trap
Sinto: *shows her a baby picture of herself*we want the old Lindsay back
Lindsay: fuck u doctor drew and your stupid camera crew
Me: girl u dont have to shout we are trying to help u out *fake crying with Noel and Bones*
Lindsay: ok its time u know this is just a video i dont drink atau pee in sinks its just what i want my friends to think
Noel: thats a lie u wont try now u made your mother cry look
Me: *fake crying *oo oo
Lindsay:im outta here this is queer i just drink a couple beers
Me: *stops her*dont leave we cinta u even hire doctor drew *opens door to Sinto*
Sinto:this pattern needs to end
Lindsay: i think i have to puke again *pukes* well im sad to stay but my head is still realing and now they are talking about there feelings
Bones: it makes me sad when i see u brush your teeth with jack and u borrow my bike and never gave it back *fake crys*
Noel and Sinto: stop tampilkan off your butt but u make young girls act like sluts
Noel: now u getting a bir gut
Sinto:this pattern needs to end and p diddy is not your friend u end up like Lindsay low hand low low hand
Lindsay: i feel trap
Sinto: *shows her a baby picture of herself*we want the old Lindsay back
Lindsay: fuck u doctor drew and your stupid camera crew
Me: girl u dont have to shout we are trying to help u out *fake crying with Noel and Bones*
Lindsay: ok its time u know this is just a video i dont drink atau pee in sinks its just what i want my friends to think
One, two, three, slap my knee.
DJ is my husband to be.
Four, five, six, kick up sticks.
Gonna tampil DJ ALL my best tricks.
Seven, eight, nine, straighten my spine.
So I can see DJ lookin' so fine.
Ten, eleven, twelve, nothing rhymes with twelve.
I wanna membungkus, bungkus up DJ and keep. Him. ALL to MY-SELF!!
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