total drama island Article: Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever anda want to call it.-_-

Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever anda want to call it.-_-

posted by cookiewasted9

Trent eating pocky....anyone else find this fucking adorable?

I didn't like Chris at first,but I grew to cinta him over time....even though he's still the villain when I hari dreams.

Every time I listen to musik I imagine a TDI character bernyanyi it....for some reason Courtney is always bernyanyi something from Evanesance...

Sure Trent was looking at Gwen,but that song was meant for me......says every Trent fangirl

I <3 fanboys.

Trent + imaginary twin brother = twincest

Whenever I imagine Noah as a little kid, he has glasses too big for his face....

I think Noah wears contacts...but he would super smexy in glasses,anyone else agree?

Chef is hot,I don't care what anyone says.

anda know Courtney,I find power to be a turn on.

Beth is like that bird outside my window that won't stop chirping.

I only like Lindsay for her boobs....there I berkata it.

TDP..Total Drama Porn,it could happen.

I had a dream last night that Duncan came onto Trent....it was kind of hot,but Duncan was too small so Trent cracked up and left.

Yes,in my head Trent is bi....makes for lebih fun.

Well,that's it>_<......I want to know some TDI phrases of your own.Top 5 get props.

bakes2389 I imagine Owen as a child who likes like the Goonies fat kid who does the truffle shuffle. Whenever I see Harold, I picture the clay nerd from Robot chicken when he rides the unicorn naked. Leshawna reminds me of the awesome black friend that I've always wanted. Sierra is like the crazy creep that lives on my block. Katie and Sadie are like the creepy twins from The Great Outdoors...*twilight zone song plays* That is all I got. Hope you enjoy! :D

Total drama affter TDA! Owen!

posted by JORDW

Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad anda tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate anda dad!
Owen's mom: Do anda think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!

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YuriexDuncan; Chapter 1

posted by Mp4girl

Sonicluver101 drew DuncanxYurie! Thanks! Image credit goes to her ^^

***Kiyurie

I pushed open my apartment door, still sobbing breathlessly. Tears still drop from my eyes as I pressed "6" in the elevator and slowly elevated up to my apartment.
My life was over. My boyfriend, Ryan, had rejected me, he had dumped me. How could he?
I needed Gwen to come over. I reached for the phone, my slim black cell phone, and punched in Gwen's number.
At least, I thought it was Gwen's. I didn't care. Someone answered. I was still crying so I said, "Gwen, come over, please. I need you."
I hung up, because I couldn't stop crying.
Five menit later, I heard the elevator come up....

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MY NEW FANFIC!

posted by rose35

Today as hours passed me oleh i looked out the window on a windy rainy day.
*knocking on the window*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
I opened the window to see Owen, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Eva, DJ, Geoff, and someone I wasn't sure I met before. he looked kind of creepy; he had a green mowhawk, a skull on his shirt, and he had a lot of peircings. It seemed as if he was kind of drear.
Owen: so kate are anda up for the movies?
Kaitlan: but it's raining. i really don't feel like smeeling Owen fart all day. today. And oleh the exacly why are anda at my window?
DJ: We wanted to ask anda if anda wanteed to play football.
Kaitlan:...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 4: Frenemies and vampire

posted by 7thGradeGenius

YAY SMILEY!!!

Courtney's POV: I stood there, completely dumbfounded, mouth agape, at how my best friend in the world, just dissed me.

"Sorry I didn't tell you..." Was all she said.

"Aw, is Princess sad?" Duncan pursed his lips in a pout to irk me. It worked, and instead of letting it go like I normally would, I stepped and kicked as hard as I could, sending Duncan to the ground with a loud groan.

"Now shut up." I berkata and turned to Tiannah. "Um, can anda leave for a few hours? We really need to start this project."

"Hm?" Tiannah was playing with her long dyed hair, and she finally looked up. "Oh, sure." She smiled...

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Total Drama Fanpop! Episode 1 Elimination

posted by TdiFan4Everz

Chris: “All Of anda Have Casted Your Votes. aman, brankas From Eliminated Today Is:

Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………

Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:

Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..

Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What anda Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*

Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off selanjutnya On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”

Updated Cast!

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Blackmail "Biffles"

posted by Lolly4me2

Click.
I turned from song to song on my iPod, searching for my row of Ranma 1/2 themes. When I found my mind-requested tune, I began to sing the Japanese to English translation.

"No way! No way! Even if it's all up to me.
No way! No way! Will I ever give up.
In this whole wide world.
Your the only "you".
Walking along the beach.
In the sunshine.
(Beneath) the extended,
Para, para, parasol!
It's like there's a cleansing wind in my heart.
Blowing those gloomy thoughts right out.
Whoa-ho! My fingers tremble.
Whoa-ho! My face grows warm.
It's the first step, no doubt; it's love--"

I hooked the earphone away and...

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"Total Drama Action" Finale {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 25: “Mutiny on the Soundstage” AKA “The Finale”

(Yurie’s POV)

I tossed and turned in my sleep as one thing drifted back and forth in my mind...
Duncan. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep for the one-millionth time, and I told myself in my head:
“Don’t think about him. It’s his fault. He voted anda off,” my mean voice sneered.
“But, why?” My caring voice replied. “Yurie... anda still cinta him. anda know that. Though...”
“No,” my mean voice snapped. “If he acts like this, let him... he deserves it.”
That’s when I finally fell into a restless sleep, tears streaming...

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First ciuman with...Duncan!?! pt.2

posted by Duncan-superfan

Lisa sneaks back to her house and quietly goes to her room..

Lisa:*leans on her dinding and sighs* That was so...*touches her lips* Amazing....*she changes into her pj's and goes to sleep with a smile on her face*

Next Morning Lisa wakes up and sees Duncan outside her window..

Lisa:D-Duncan?! *goes to the window and opens it* What are anda do....
Duncan:*kisses her softly for a moment* Hi Lisa..
Lisa:*blushes and bites her lip* Hello...
Duncan:*climbs in* I was wondering if anda wanted to go get breakfast with me?
Lisa:Sure!
Duncan:*Sees that Lisa is only wearing a large kemeja as PJ's* Umm comfertable Lisa?...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 6

posted by IDDfan

Transvestites and The Hulk

Duncan walked to starbucks for his first hari working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.

Finally, he arrived at the mini starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.

Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little meja tulis, meja and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone oleh katie4cheer chapter 11

posted by IDDfan

“Courtney! Courtney!” she hears her name being hissed in a low voice. Her eyelids flutter open and light floods her pupils, much to the disapprovement of her pounding headache. The first thing she sees is the rough, brown ropes around her wrists. She was laying on her side, on a dusty gray floor, with her wrists tied to a tall wooden post. As she slowly attempted to sit up, the itchy rope rubbed her wrists like an Indian Burn.

Once she was sitting with her back to the post, Courtney looked to see where the voice came from. Duncan was staring intently at her from just three feet away, where...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone oleh katie4cheer chapter 5

posted by IDDfan

Courtney wakes up on Duncan’s chest again, but this time they were in his bed. His hands were on her back, and their legs were intertwined. Duncan smirks at her, but his smirk disappears once Courtney lets out a groan. “What’s wrong, Princess?” he asks.

“I think I have the worst hangover ever,” she explains, putting both palms on her forehead and squeezing her eyes shut. “But I’m not quite sure what a hangover feels like, since I’ve never got one before, so it might just be a migraine. But due to the unfortunate turn of events, I’m tempted to believe I actually have a hangover.”...

dxb part 3:byebye! (or is it?) BROWNIES!

posted by Fangirl99

brookes POV

thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! lol JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso anda want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell atau heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i berkata sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do anda know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!

how do anda feel? the story of the peeps who were voted off on TDA

posted by Fangirl99

izzy POV
well, yeah, it was harsh i was voted off, i dont think they realized my made akting skiils. cause, they all thoughr i ws crazy! HAHA! and im really 200 years old coause ive been cremated a whole bunch of times! hehe. and, owen is so sweet it was great to spend time with ihm. and i got to go back again. well, i wish i didnt blow the war movie challenge. and uhhhh, oh yeah. if they tought i was crzy, they should of seen trent! dudes a wack job.
trents POV
well, i didnt want to win anyways cause i wanted gwen to win. but, they are all right, i was crazy, i was cinta struck, i thought i was...

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Total drama Fanpoppers Finale Part 3

posted by bubblegum05

*Gun shot*

*evrybody starts running*

Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?

Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.

Duncan:Go get 'em babe!

Lesahwana:Go girl!

Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL anda SOMETHNG!!

Trent:WHAT?!

Sumer:I cinta YOU!!

*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a tanggal to go to Juno's party with?

Miranda:I'll go with you!

Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?

Miranda:Yes...

Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!

*In tunnel*

Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...

heather's tunnel

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Total Drama Fanpoppers Finale Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

"Ok for you're first challen-"

"Here are the TDi campers!" yelled Chris."SHUT UP CHRIS atau I WILL HURT anda BADLY!!!"
"Here are ...

DJ
DUNCAN
TYLER
HAROLD
GEOFF
HEATHER
LINDSAY
LESHAWNA
EVA
JUSTIN
OWEN
TRENT
GWEN
BRIDGETTE
COURTNEY
KATIE
SADIE
EZEKIEL
BETH!!"

said Cody."Hey!What happened to me???and you??" asked Izzy."We're already here."said Cody.
"Ok now,everybody will either choose Juno's atau Sumer's side!Sumer's side will sit over there,and Juno's side will sit over there!"

JUNO'S SIDE:
LINDSAY,LESHAWNA,RONNIE,FIRE,IZZY(not tdi one),BROOKE,NIKKI,HEATHER,EZEKIEL,COURTNEY,DUNCAN,KATIE,SADIE,TYLER,BRIDGETTE,COURTNEY,EZEKIEL...

Ttotal Drama Fanpoppers Epiosde 7 Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

"What do anda mean'this will be easy'?NOT FOR US!"Complianed Izzy."Oh wait i mean this will be HILARIOUS!Nothing makes good Tv without humor.Ok see ya at the stage in 7."

"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."

*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"

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Total drama Fanpoppers Epiosde 6 Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

RONNIE LOOSES
"Ok that means anda can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.

Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!

Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.

Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't ciuman him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.

Brooke:Frickin Noah....

Izzy:I think i could win this!

MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:

JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY

SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!

"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a beruang hug*

"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all selanjutnya time on

TOTAL

DRAMA

FANPOPPERS!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED

the new group

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (epiosde 2 part 2:The first real challenge)

posted by gwentrentever

ok Goffers and bas, bass anda will be eating ANT INFESSTED CERIAL!!!-Juno
WHAT!!!-everyone
you heard me, now the winner's will get something to help them with the selanjutnya challenge-Juno
OK IM NOT EATING THIS-Kylie
THERE'S NO WAY!!!-Summer
YOUR EATING IT SUMMER!!-Vannessa
NO!!!!-Summer
would anda rather have me beat the crap outa anda and then anda go home-Vannessa
ok i'll try to eat it-Summer
OMG GROSSED ME RIGHT OUT THE DOOR-Kaitlan

THE bas, bass WIN!!!-Juno

ok bas, bass here is your prize-Juno
wow an innertube this will really help-Ava
ok now goffers since anda lost anda get to jump first, and remeber scream the most embaressing...

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (epiosde 2 part 1:The first real challenge)

posted by gwentrentever

*pulls a meggaphone and a blow horn*-Juno
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
AHHHHHH-everyone
WHAT THE HELL JUNO!!!-Vannessa

(confessionals)

SUMMER
ok idk what is up with Juno doing that but it really makes me mad

VANNESSA
ok there are 2 people i cant stand here Juno and Summer

KATIE
i thought she was kidding but she really wants us to get up this early

(out of the confessionals)

ARE anda KIDDING ME IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING-Theresa
oh did i metion that im worse than chris im his sister-Juno
Were in trouble-Dawn
*whispers* jerami, hay Dawn do anda want an allience?-Theresa
sure-Dawn
OK GET UR LAZY BUTS UP AND laporan TO THE MESS HALL...

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Three's Twilight: The Moon's Awakening

posted by 7thGradeGenius

The full moon rose, and the vampire jam struck ten, then eleven, then twelve. Three glimmering black bats hung effortlessly from a birch branch. Their wings sparkles in the light of the moon, and they smiled their evil, poison smiles, the smiles of vampires, pearl white pointy fangs dripping with venom. Three sets of black leather wings unfolded and stretched. The three girls yawned and landed on the ground, the long black wings sliding back into their flesh.

The brunette flipped her medium thick hair over her shoulder and looked up at the sky, her fangs dripping with saliva.

The blonde stretched...