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Total drama KENNY ROGERS ep 2 Bat fetcher trick PG

posted by dxarmy423

Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality tampil bitches!!

Duncan: not another one dammit

Kenny rogers: shut up its my tampil *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*

Harold: ahhh not again

Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy

Harold: its harold

Kenny rogers: what ever bobby

*camera goes to the studio*

Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired

Duncan: unfairly

Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair

Duncan: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff

Cody: yay stuff

Heather: are we gonna get hurt

Kenny rogers: thats what it berkata in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*

Harold: *dodges* ha

Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your selanjutnya challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes

Harold: oh my ribs

*camera goes to team magical's hotel*

Izzy: I want to be in this challange

Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again

Heather: we need to win again in this challange

Izzy: yeah

*camera goes to duncans room*

Duncan: hey anda look nice

????: yeah i know

Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick anda off this episode

????: sure only if we dont win

Duncan: yeah

*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*

Cody: courtney is gone we need to win

Alejandro: i know have anda seen gwen

Cody: no she left like 10 menit ago

Alejandro: she is up to some thing

Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again

*at the park*

Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it

Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***

Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*

Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 jam later* Im ok

Duncan: so what are we doing

Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights

Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty

Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*

Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*

Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500

Owen: ok what do we do

Cody: yeah

Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions

Gwen: this cant be good

Heather: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at anda and anda have to dodge them and the last man standing wins

Cody: what

Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*

Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*

Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing

Owen: your insane

Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next

Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh

Kenny rogers: *chucks lebih bats at them*

Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*

Kenny rogers: are anda still alive

Alejandro: yeah im ok

Duncan: Are anda ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*

Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat

Alejandro: not my face

Owen: I think my ribs are broken

Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get Frozen yogurt dumped on there head

Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen

Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*

Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha

Gwen: anda ass

Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit oleh bottle*

Kenny rogers: HA HA HA

Heather: ha anda look good gwen

Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*

Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight

Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the selanjutnya challange

Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen

Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby

Owen: what did anda call me *grabs pepper spray*

Kenny rogers: GO!!!

*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*

Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting

Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods

Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*

*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*

Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno

Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet anda at the camp api tonight

*at team magicals hotel*

????: your team lost

Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out

????: are anda sure

Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out

*at the camp fire*

Kenny rogers: anda may cast your vote

*camera goes to the voting booth*

Duncan: Geoff

Heather: Duncan

Izzy: Geoff

Owen: Geoff

Geoff: Owen

*camera goes to the camp fire*

Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*

Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost

Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island

*at team uno's hotel*

Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing

Gwen: *walks in* hey whats up

Cody: nothing

*credits role*

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Raven9087 Lol tht was good Owen:Ur insame Rogers:And ur next LMAO

123Jordan lol! that was so funny

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Total drama Extreme rules ep 4 Kenny rogers edition!!!

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: welcome to the most fast paced and action packed tampil on tv to tanggal TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!!

Chris: last time we saw trent booted out and he vowed revenge

Chris: so here is how the teams stand so far-

Team uno:

Owen
Duncan
Zoey
Penny
Sam

Team Dos:

Geoff
Raven
Annie
Harold
Terra

Chris: it will be one of the toughest challanges to date.

Chris: Cause our newest guest host is the insane, crazy and totally destructive host of his own tv shows. its KENNY ROGERS!!!

Kenny: hey its good to be back on the tv place

Chris: yeah

Duncan: oh no not anda again

Kenny: shut up *throws bottle at harold*

Harold: ahh my...

Total Drama Bermuda segi tiga, segitiga (Episode 1 Part 2)

posted by gwenXtrent4eva

Chris: Hey, again. It turns out the other contestants are all bayi and decided not to come. So, we're gonna do the challenge today! Right after this, On Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

Chris: Hey, guys!

*Walks over to the campers*

Everyone: Hey.*So enthusiastic!*

Chris: What's wrong, anda guys should be happy. anda getta be on my NEW reality series!

Gwen: Give it a break, Chris. I've been on 4 SEASONS!! So shut it and maybe, just MAYBE, anda might make it alive oleh the end of the season!!*Really Pissed*

Chris: Geez. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the tempat tidur this morning! Well, better...

Struggle Then Beileve: Alejandro and Sierra's Tragic Past: Chapter 8

posted by TDIfangirl

"C'mon, Izzy! If we stop running, we'll never get out of here!" Sierra said, running as fast as her legs could carry her.
"But, Sierra-" Izzy said, but decided to leave her friend alone. "Let Sierra be Sierra.."
The two girls ran through the fields for an jam and stopped for a drink. "Hey...now that I've stopped running, I wonder...where's Alejandro?" The crazy girl asked, and the superfan's face went pale.
"Crap!"

"Where are these 'Child Services' people coming?" Asked Courtney.
"Well, nobody's going to get caught, unless they happen to be out in the open..." Replied Chris.
"Esper berkata she found...

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Struggle Then Beileve: Alejandro and Sierra's Tragic Past: Chapter 7

posted by TDIfangirl

The hallway blurred slightly as Alejandro struggled to run, having been seperated from Sierra and Izzy a while before. Voices rang in his head as he sprinted.
You can't run away, Alejandro.
You can't run from the past.
It's a part of you. anda can't run away.
Seeing his vision's blurring increase, the arch villain stopped.
You can't forget, not now; it's your fault for spilling the beans.
All of a sudden, the scenery began to whirl around Alejandro as he fell to the ground with a groan. Everything seemed hopeless now, and it was all his fault.

"Some people in this world; I don't know who they think...

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Total drama Z episode 1

posted by dxarmy423

Episode 1: Ezekiel was here

Characters:
Trent- Goku, Cody- Gohan, Old Justin- Master roshi, Courtney- Bulma, Ezekiel- Radditz, Tyler- Krillin, Geoff- Piccolo

*a remote field in the middle of nowhere*

*space ship crash lands*

Farmer: what the hell was that *runs to crater*
Ezekiel: *gets out of ship* damn I have to fix that auto pilot
Farmer: who are you? Get off my property?
Ezekiel: *turns on scouter* ha pathetic only a power level of 5
Farmer: I’m warning anda alien I’ll shoot
Ezekiel: shut the f*** up *blows up farmer with energy blast*
Ezekiel: *looks around* I wonder where he could be *picks up...

Fate Brings Us Back Together: Part Three: anda And Him... Were Together?!

posted by dXcFan14

(A/N: Hey, this is dedicated to everyone who likes this and idea credit goes to tdafan121. Enjoy...)

-Alexis' P.O.V-

"Well, dont be too disappointed" my mother's smile faultered as i found the page i was looking for...

The Total Drama Wiki's Duncan-Courtney relationship page.

She stared at all the pictures and when i saw one, i let out a gasp.

She looked at that same picture and tears welled up in her eye's.

The picture was from an episode called "Basic Straining"

I couldn't tear my eye's away.

She looked so happy, so... just not how she is with Dad.

Duncan looks alot like Monroe.

Too alike.

I wonder...

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Total Drama Island Bio's - Izzy

posted by TDIlover4ever

Name: Izzy

Likes: Burning things

Dislikes: Being rejected oleh boys that she's stalking

Known For: Howling at the full moon

Why TDI?: Willing to do whatever it takes to win, even camp out on the producers doorstep

Izzy has been described oleh those who know her a a "wingnut", a "phsycho hosebeast", and "some kind of crazy". For as long as she can remember, she's been a big fan of "the witching hour". Her parents once awoke at midnight to find 1 tahun old Izzy shaking the bars of her crib, and howling at the full moon. They soothed her back to sleep with her favorit lullabies - horror movie soundtracks;...

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cinta Hidden, cinta Forbidden Ch.1: cinta Hidden (CxT)

posted by tdafan121

Courtney and Trent. Aren't they perfect together?

(This begins somewhere between Izzy's 2nd elimination and After The Dock Of Shame and ends at TDDDDI. POV of Courtney.)
--------------------------------------------------
Izzy just got off the perahu after being eliminated for the detik time and yet was still all smiles. That girl is nutso. I was swimming in the deeper end of the pool, thinking about Duncan as usual. When I came up for air, someone merpati in, splashing me. I didn't care, because I was already wet, but still kinda peeved. The person came up infront of me. It was Trent. Considering I could care less about that guy, I swam away....

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Total Drama Memories ~ DxC ~ Chapter 2 ~ Dreams, cinta & hate

posted by juviechick1339

lol

~Duncan's P.O.V.~
YES!!! i can finally say stuff to her without her shouting at me! Though i do kinda miss the old Courtney...

~Courtney's P.O.V.~
Duncan's room was painted bright green. there were skulls carved EVERYWHERE and the bedcovers were green. the bedside meja was green, the lamp was green, the desklamp was green, one green beanbag and another red one sat in front of a TV. everything else was either black, white atau dark brown.

i sat down on a beanbag and turned on the TV. i put on Canada's selanjutnya puncak, atas Model.

'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!' Duncan groaned. he turned the satellite off and put a DVD on. 'you...

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trent COMPLETE bio:(everything and anything about mah tdi man)

posted by KARIxTRENT

Trent is a casual musician who tends to get along with everyone. When Trent is not working on his music, he is seen working on sepeda motor (though he never made it to the motocross challenge in That's Off the Chain!). His dream is to one hari have his own motorcycle shop, although his father wishes for him to become an accountant, to which Trent is vehemently against. Overall, Trent treated nearly everyone fairly and equally, which made him a very likable competitor for the other campers. He was even seen able to get along with Chris at times. Throughout Total Drama Island, Trent is also known...

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Brianna and Duncan

posted by potterandtdi

I sat on my bed, waiting for Emma atau Nikole to call. I wanted something to entertain me. My cat, Bluestar was there, but I couldn't talk to her. I looked through my sketchbook. I found a couple of sketches, but oddly, there was a picture of Duncan. Underneath was a note. I pulled the note off:

Hey babe. Bet you've been miserable without me. I bet you're praying to god that I'm not taken. I'm not. I will see you-

It was cut off. I relaxed a little, then decided to go to bed. I put on my pajamas, then went to bed.

I woke selanjutnya morning in a bundle of warmth. The warmth oddly smelled of wet anjing and-...

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DCS episode 3

posted by TOTALFan

Katie and Sadie moment.

Christy got up from the pohon and walked over to Trevor, Ronnie, Sumer and Raiynie and Paige.

Christy:"What's goin' on here?"

Trevor:"There just spreading rumors, that's all."

Ronnie:"We are not spreading rumors Christy!We're just talking."

Paige:"More like gossiping."
Ronnie looked at Paige like What the heck!

Sumer:"Listen Trevor and Christy, we all know anda guy's like each-other.ADMIT IT."

Christy:"Well, maybe we just want to take it slow."
She berkata crossing her arms.

Trevor:"Wait...did anda admit to liking me?"

Christy:*sigh*"Yes Trevor, yes."She berkata looking at the ground.

Ronnie:"See!. We're not...

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total drama cruiseline episode 4

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:your challangee:
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed oleh the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the perahu to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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total drama cruiseline episode 3

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:last time on tdc the guests were FINNALLY on a boat!
kari was sleeping on trents chest.
(hell wish I could do that in REAL life)
chris had a foghorn he used to wake them up.
everyone woke up and looked groggy.
chris:time to take off!
(chef set off the anchor and oleh accident was left behind)
kari:eh no big loss.
confessions of kari:
now we wont have to deal with his food.
(she shrugged)
chef:peh now atleast I can take my vacation.
(he put a hula rok on)
everyone was laying back chillin' until the hit a bump.
trent almost flew off but kari caught him and he landed on puncak, atas of her they shrugged and made...

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Blackmail "Biffles"

posted by Lolly4me2

Click.
I turned from song to song on my iPod, searching for my row of Ranma 1/2 themes. When I found my mind-requested tune, I began to sing the Japanese to English translation.

"No way! No way! Even if it's all up to me.
No way! No way! Will I ever give up.
In this whole wide world.
Your the only "you".
Walking along the beach.
In the sunshine.
(Beneath) the extended,
Para, para, parasol!
It's like there's a cleansing wind in my heart.
Blowing those gloomy thoughts right out.
Whoa-ho! My fingers tremble.
Whoa-ho! My face grows warm.
It's the first step, no doubt; it's love--"

I hooked the earphone away and...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone oleh katie4cheer chapter 13

posted by IDDfan

Bullets tore at Duncan’s kemeja as he sprinted across the warehouse. But he was sure none of them pierced his flesh, since he would have known about it… Unless he was just numb to the pain. Duncan tended to block the pain out when he was concentrating really hard. He finally made it safely across the room, and he didn’t bother checking the doorknob. He knew it was locked.

So, instead, Duncan flipped the gun in his hand so that he was holding the barrel. He reared his arm back and smashed the butt of the gun through the non-bulletproof window. Glass sprayed everywhere, slicing into his cheeks...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 9

posted by IDDfan

Realization and Diseases

He stared.

She glared.

That rhymed.

Courtney sighed irritably and took a couple of deep breaths. It was useless; it didn’t calm her down. Nothing could calm her down right now.

Duncan kept staring at Courtney, a smirk growing on his mouth. It was a slow day, and he was so bored—what better way than to aggravate Courtney?

Courtney couldn’t take it anymore. She groaned aloud and slammed her hands on the counter.

“If no one enters this damn coffee shop, atau so help me, I will murder the first person I see!” she shouted. She glared harshly at Duncan. “Which is you,”...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 6

posted by IDDfan

Transvestites and The Hulk

Duncan walked to starbucks for his first hari working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.

Finally, he arrived at the mini starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.

Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little meja tulis, meja and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he...

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Total Drama Island goes to Britain! Ep 1 Elimanation

posted by Bridgette_rocks

Evil looks

Sorry about the wait!

Chris: Ok, to recap Lauren, Duncan, Dawn and Noah have invinsibility. So now on with the elimanation!

*On the field*

Chris: Remember, if anda do not recive a bag of chips, your out!
Justin: *raises hand* Chris, i am strongly alergic to salt!
Lauren: mwahahahaha
Duncan: Haha! We don't care, dude!
Justin: *evil look*
Chris: Anyway ... the chips go to:

Lauren, Duncan, Dawn, Noah, Jared, Courtney, Sumer, Trent, Megan, Alex, Bridgette, Aydan, Geoff, Ashley, Amber, Andrea, Cody, Tyler, Harold, Domo and Bunny.

*gasp*

Sofie: Oh my goodness! Me in the bottem two?! GUYS!
Lauren: YAYS! SOFIES'...

After the party (TDF Juno's story)

posted by gwentrentever

The moment i heard i was in the final 2 i was syced, but the bad thing was me and Sumer just became friends and now we have to go against eachother, well the thing that made me win was the my step sister Heather kissed my cousin Duncan. Me and Sumer fliped, i was the winner, what was i going to do wiith all this money, idk, but i knew i was gonna throw a MASSIVE party, well the party is over, and i still have a TON of cash, so Me, Heather, and Duncan went and bought rediculous crap, and i still have a TON of cash, well i dont want to brag sorry if i was. oh and wanna know what Duncan did to me, HE TRIED TO PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF!!! i was being to over pretective of him so he tried to. the detik i crossed that finish line i was like WTF!!!I WON???!?!?!?! im sorry u lost Sumer, i feel really bad 4 ya, and to the rest of u im sorry u lost, and Ela-fant UR A FREAK!!!!!i mean that, lol, ok thx goodbye!

Juno