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posted by Tdilover225
1. Rip out every piercing on my one... atau at least try to.

2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.

3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever anda prefer.

4. Steal his dog kerah and wear it around in front of him.

5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't cinta him and never did.

6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can anda Trust, when Courtney pushed him).

7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!

8. (in relation with #7) shave atau Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.

9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"

10. (in relation to #9) "Why do anda even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"

11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”

12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”

13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.

14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.

15. Make him listen to classical musik for a week.

16. Call him “Nancy” whenever anda talk to him.

17. Whenever anda come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”

18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.

19. Get him on Oprah atau Dr. Phil.

20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.

21. Sign him up for college.

22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"

23. Introduce him to Chewbacca atau Jar-Jar.

24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)

25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My jantung Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
Chris:GOING THROUGH fan THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team vote someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM jagung meletus, popcorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team bintang beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM bintang GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team bintang vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.

Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!

Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. anda two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of anda will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night atau not but still one of anda will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....

Chef: tagihan, dun tagihan, dun DUNNNNN!

Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!

Owen: Awww man! Why did anda guys vote me off?

Mack: Cause anda lost the challange for us!

Ryan: And anda piss me off.

Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!

*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*

Chris: Stay tuned for the selanjutnya episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Chris: and your challange is............. a race around hawii!
Jamie: anda say what now?????
Rochelle: is that even posable?
Chris: Oh and all teams are merged!
Jar3d: than how would we know who gose to first class?
Chris: easy. There will be a 1 winner with invenceability every eposde until the finle 5 than after that no incenceabilty.
Annie: I don't get it.
Natalie: yeah she's dumb and i don't know.
Chris: who ever wins. he's atau her last team mates will go in first class.
Buddy: what about me and Draven over there?
Chris: Buddy anda will be on team USA! Draven team Win.
Rayven and Jamie: sweat!

*confessional*...
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*Non-First class*

*Bridgette crys*
Rayven: anda got to gte over Jordan! I mean your as bad as sinar, ray when Noah left!
Ray: Never menchen that again! *starts to cry*
Rayven: aaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... I'm going over to the storeage room with Jamie.

*Storage room*

Jamie: what are anda doing in here???
Rayven: sinar, ray and Bridgette are crying over there loves.
Jamie: my cinta is Duncan.
Rayven: wo wo wo!!!!! Duncan????? He's like was on the other team.
Jamie: So he's still hot. I bet anda have a crush on someone!
Rayven: Nope no one.
Jamie: I can hardly belive that!

*First class*

*Crying*
Jax: Dang! Those girls can cry!
Natalie:...
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posted by cookiewasted9
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-

Sorry to that one person who read it.

Better luck selanjutnya time,huh?

........…..........................eat lebih waffles,they're good for the soul.

Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)

....................................................................................................
Here's a daftar of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.



Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
posted by StarWarsFan7
Chris was watching Rayven's every pindah with jagung meletus, popcorn like it was a movie. Rayven wanted to lose the challenge so they could vote off Alex L.

Rayven: *in confessional* If Alex Leonard-o wants to play with our team then he can ciuman himself goodbye.
Cause he is going HOME! *smiles deviously*

Chris: Anyone gonna get Leeroy?

Rayven: No, cause we want to lose.

Whole team: WHAT?!

Rayven: That's right, no one is getting Leeroy down.

Leeroy: But I don't wanna stay up here forEVER!

Jordan: How about I get sinar, ray down?

Bree: That sounds like a great idea.

Rayven: Yeah? Well, where have anda been the past 5 minutes?...
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Chris: So... looks like anda guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the pantai and have a good time!

So vote....

*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!

Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!

Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!

Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!

Jar3d: ICE POP!

Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!

*End of confessionals*

Chris:

Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.

Final two are....

Andrea and Zoey.

But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.

Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE oleh ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!

Chris: Well, that was weird.



2 B CONTINUED
Chris: hey kiddies! Last time on the show, our victims were paired up and sent out on a date. Some where awkward while others click. In the end, it was Addrey and Jar3d who won. Oh yeah... Courtney left.



*In the kantin, diner hall*
Melody: AGH IM SO TIRED!

Addrey: Me too... execpt I could go snowboarding right now.

Storm: Are anda CRAZY?! It's the middle of summer, dumba**!!!

Mizzie: Agh! Why anda *points at Andrea* HAVE NO ROOM MATES?!

Andrea: I'm lonely in there.... I'LL HAPPILY TRADE ANYONE!!!!

Chris: NO TIME! I hope anda have a GOOD rest because today we're DANCING!

Everyone: HUH?! T_T

Chris: So get on your...
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(After a bunch of chats in both cabins, all the campers entered the challenge studio.)

Chris: Okay campers, your challenge will be a scavenger hunt. Here a daftar on what anda should find.

(Chris handed them both a list)

Izzy: Hey, it doesn't say beruang food!

Eva: atau dumbells!

Duncan: Oh well.

Chris: Okay, anda all have 45 menit to find it all. The team that finds the most stuff wins. Ready? Go!

(45 menit later)

Chris: The bintang Monkeys win the challenge!

Gwen: I knew we can do it.

Leshawna: Good job, team.

Chris: Famous Penguins, i'll see anda all in the Studio of Doom.

(Back in the Famous Penguins cabin,...
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Fay: WAKE UP!!!!!

Everyone: AHHHH!!!!

Fay: Get out here!!!!

All: *come out of cabins*

Fay: Meet me at the dock in 30 menit for your challenge!

Lisa: Umm...what about breakfast?

Jar3d: I WANT BREAKFAST!!!!!

Fay: Fine! *throws a hot cup of coffee at Jar3d*

Jar3d: OWWW!!!!! *tastes it* Yummy!

Zoey: Wow...

*At the dock*

Fay: Alright, Team Skittlez get in this boat!

Team Skittlez: Why?

Fay: GET IN THE FREAKIN BOAT!!!!

Team Skittlez: *run in the boat*

Fay: *to Team Lollipops* anda too!

Team Lollipops: *get in team Skittlez boat*

Fay: IN THE OTHER BOAT!!!!

Team Lollipops: *get in the other boat*

Jar3d: *looking...
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posted by PhoenixRoyale
Welcome back to Total Drama High School!
Too lazy to type up stuff again -.-, so let's just get to it.
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Alright, so I didn't get much vote in the comments
section. It's not like the tampil was populer anyway. Pffft.
Rayven: Just hurry up and save your speech. I'm getting
impatient.
Wow, persuasive much? =P But right now, I'm switching
three people with three others.
Jared, Rayven, Lisa, and Jamie: WHAT?!
That's right! ;D
Anyways, Jamie, Jared, and Lisa, you're all going back
to your cabins. Natalie, Mack, and Rikki are taking your
place.
Jamie, Jared,...
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posted by lola641
"Welcome to Total Drama TV! I’m your host Mizzie!" I berkata gesturing to the studio behind me. "This is where 12 contestants will live and take challenges for $1,000,000 and their own TV show! And here come our contestants now!"
I had been told that I would be hosting a TV tampil about a week ago, but I thought that is was just my brother trying to prank me. Only after I got about one thousand résumés did I know that it wasn’t my brother.
Just about then a rank bus drove up and a girl Penny walked out carrying two bags of luggage.
"Hi TV people!" berkata Penny.
"Hello Penny!" I said. “Can you...
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Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!

Rayven:Mother fucker!

*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*

Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites

Trent:Ditto!

Harold:I detik that!

Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*

J,H+T:OW!!!

Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!

Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Aydan:I think Lindsay got lost in the forest..

Rayven:Me too

Penny:Yeah

Chasia:Today,the dates are pantai themed!!

Jared:Are anda serious?

Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded oleh hot girls!

Harold:What do anda mean anda 2??

Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)

Jared: :3

Harold:GAWSH!!
Zoey: I'm so glad Sam is gone!
Jake: yeah
*a knock on door*
Zoey: who is it? *opens door*
Jax: Hi do u wanna go on a date?
Zoey: Jax come in.
Jax: what is it?
Zoey: it was just a kiss. Just for acting. just so that we would win. It was not real.
Jax: I know how it felt. and no one can fake a ciuman like that
Zoey: trust me!

Zoey's POV: I didn't want to hirt Jax! But he was makeing me mad.

Jax: well i have to go!
Zoey: bye!
Jax: bye!
Chris:HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rayven: what was that?
Jordan: I thinK it was chris!

Ray: did anda guys hear that?
Bridgette: yeah!
Zoey: what was i........................*trips...
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Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as anda can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming ikan are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!
Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!

The contestants get off the bus, As Bridgette and Tyler get off the bus, the are followed up oleh Ezekiel, but before Chris gets to announce him, Izzy jumps on his shoulders and knock him down.
Next Chris introduces Alejandro, who helps Bridgette and Izzy up who are flattered and swooned oleh him. Tyler reply's to him saying that he likes girls

Alejandro and...
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-Courtney's P.O.V-

I slowly made my way upstairs to mine and Justin's bedroom.

I sat down on the tempat tidur and pulled a teal coloured box out from under the bed.

It berkata on the lid: 'Total Drama Series' Memories...'

I took this off and looked inside; a scrapbook, photo's, friendship bracelets and the most memorable gift; that skull.

I kept it after all these years.

I began to look at the photo's;

Me

Me and Bridgette

Me and Geoff

Me, Geoff, Bridgette and DJ

Me, Bridgette, Geoff, DJ and Duncan

And the last one of me and Duncan, holding hands, looking lovingly into eachothers eye's.

'What went wrong?' i questioned...
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chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to swim!but kate couldn't so it was bye bye kate....who will be the winner?!find out now on total drama dynamite!the FINAL 2:megan,and selena!with everyone else voted off...these are our 2 finalists!
chris approached megan and selena:your FINAL challange a battle over a boiling pot of lava!
selena pushed megan off...
chris:selena wins total drama dynamite!
congratulations selena!(aka duncanxgwenyay)
chris:now..this season is FINNALLY OVER!
posted by KARIxTRENT
chris:last time on total drama dynamite....our contestants had to run against their will,and aydan cheated,and got elimnated..there is 5 contestants left:kari,nicole,megan,kate,and selena...who will avoid elimnation?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out selanjutnya time on total drama dynamite!
*AT THE ICECREAM SHOP*

Momiji: One cokelat please!
Nikole: Vannila.
Tohru: Chocolate!
Nikole: *pays for the icecream* anda wanna get one Kate?
Kate: I'll buy my own.
Nikole: Ok, we'll meet anda two at the arcade!
Kate: Let's see.... one strawberry.
Icecream man: $3 please.
Kyo: I got it.
Kate: anda sure?
Kyo: YA I'M SURE! anda GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Kate: No. and thank you.
Kyo: Don't worry about it...

*AT THE ARCADE*

*Everyone walks in*
Shigure: HIDE ME! *hides behind Yuki*
Yuki: Hiding from your editor agian?
Shigure: YES! Oh hi. I'm shigure! I figure that anda two are friends of Yuki and the others?
Nikole:...
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