James Potter's theme song. Based on "Teenage Dirtbag" oleh Wheatus.
WARNING: Mature content, I have a perverted mind. =P
Her name is Lily,
I have wet dreams about her,
She rings my bell-end,
Got Potions in half an hour,
Oh how she rocks,
In cloaks and Quidditch socks,
But she doesn't know who I am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,
'Cause I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Listen to Weird Sisters, baby, with me...
Oooooooooooh!
Her boyfriend's a slime,
He bring's a wand to school,
And he'd simply curse,
My pantat, keledai if he knew the truth,
He lives on my hall,
And drives a...
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