homer;
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
...Gotta go, my weiner kids are listening
Homer: Are anda saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Man,Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo! I cinta the simpsons.I cinta the quote in the intro: "trying is the first step towards failure." Homer is the most understated genius in pop culture.To beer! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.If artis didn't want people pawing through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.Hello my name is Mr. Burns, I believe anda have a letter for me.
MAILMAN: Ok, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
HOMER: I... Don't... Know. attorney at law. Here's my card. Look, it turns into a sponge!

Would anda like a smoking monkey?
What's this? beruang tax? Let the bears pay the beruang tax, I pay the Homer tax!

No Dad, that's the home-owner's tax.
This is just like Speed 2, except this time with a bus!"Well, if kindness is old fashioned then call me a caveman! If they existed! Which they didn't!"
Marge: But I fell in cinta with Homer Simpson. I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power.
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. anda strap yourself in and feel the Gs!