I guess I'd better start with the basics. My name ain't something I'd normally give, considering how friggin' embarrassing it is. For the record, dudes, it's Rattigan. I know, i know! Don't even get me started on how it sounds!
I was born on October 22nd 1989 in a pet shop, of all places for a dude like me to be born. My dad's side of the family came from England, and knew The Golden Squirrel. He cheated my great great granddad out his entire fortune, and ever since then We've been after his, but lebih on that later.
I was purchased oleh some scientist dude when i was young. Rat's don't live to...