This post is gonna be all the things that has happened to Dwight!
Jim out my stuff in jello again
Micheal!
Before I'm about to do something I think would an idiot do that thing if so I do not do that thing. No it goes I say I say I sit on you!
False.
I can run 80% faster than snakes
Fact.
To give anda a reference point in how fast I am in between a harimau kumbang, panther and a mongoose.
Dwight k. Shrute
Assistant to the regional manager.
K.i .s.s
Keep it simple stupid. It hurts my feelings everytime.
Jim out my stuff in jello again
Micheal!
Before I'm about to do something I think would an idiot do that thing if so I do not do that thing. No it goes I say I say I sit on you!
False.
I can run 80% faster than snakes
Fact.
To give anda a reference point in how fast I am in between a harimau kumbang, panther and a mongoose.
Dwight k. Shrute
Assistant to the regional manager.
K.i .s.s
Keep it simple stupid. It hurts my feelings everytime.
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.
Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!
[And that's where Vancouver is.]
But… before I finish up my story,
anda should know the territories.
There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.
If anda want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.
And if anda want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.
And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.
NATURAL RESOURCES!
Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.
Keep going? No? Ingrates.
