Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my jantung every Thursday. anda are my favorit tampil and have been for a number of years. I want anda to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want anda to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a televisi tampil and its characters. However, I am halaman awal sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: anda goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. anda have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that anda choose to be.") and your secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan uncouth-ness in general. I think anda and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If anda break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever oleh thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: anda are so funny when anda are being serious. anda are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that anda fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your meja tulis, meja chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. anda and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think anda two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things anda berkata when being driven to the hospital ("You can't api me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. pisau and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: anda are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that anda are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that anda will forever cinta Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my jantung like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have anda ever considered the fact that perhaps anda are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends oleh being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: anda are an amazing person. anda manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. anda were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at pantai Day, my jantung swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill anda for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made anda want to be lebih honest with everybody, because anda used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. anda will be a great artist someday, and anda won the jantung of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that anda and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike anda for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends oleh being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: anda are a warrior, no matter how bitchy anda may be towards Phyllis. anda find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of anda to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what anda named him, even though I cinta the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): anda are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way anda could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for anda that anda lost your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses anda wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of anda are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish anda happiness as anda deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. anda are all hilarious and I cinta anda dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. anda stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes anda are good people, anda both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: anda were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and anda took her for granted. Also, anda tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive anda for either of those things.
Karen: I know anda have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but anda called Pam a menggerutu, jalang and anda played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, anda told Jim to pindah to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like anda in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego oleh menulis him a letter.
The Office, I will always cinta you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my pantat, keledai off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4
