A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope anda do to!

'The pasta Diet'


The pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN pasta DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. anda walk pasta da bakery.

2... anda walka pasta da permen store.

3.. anda walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4. anda walka pasta da meja and fridge.

anda will lose weight!

AND....

For those of anda who watch what anda eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer jantung attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer jantung attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer jantung attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer jantung attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer jantung attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what anda like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.