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1:When Sweeney is giving a shave,burst in a yell 'Mr.Todd,I've seen Joanna and she berkata she'd run away with me!'

2:When walking past Sweeney say 'Hey,Skunk head!' See how he reacts

3:Ask Pirelli if anda can meet his boyfriend.

4:Take Mrs.Lovett's faviorate gin,empty it and refill it with water. See how long it takes her to figure it out.

5:Ask Sweeney how Lucy's doing.

6:Say to Mrs.Lovett that she makes the worst pies in London.

7:Ask Pirelli where he bought his mustash,and if anda could have one too.

8:Tell Johanna she has her mother's eyes.

9:Tell Judge Turpin that Johanna is pregnant and it's Anthony's.

10:Ask Beadle if Judge Turpin has proposed to him yet.

11:When Toby is asleep,empty a bottle of gin and put it in his hand.

12:Tell Mrs.Lovett that your going to have a pie at Mrs.Moony's and ask if she wants anything .

13:Ask Sweeney if he would care for a shave.

14:When Sweeney starts ranting about the injustice in the world,tell him that anda think rum gives a better kick but you'll take whatever he's tripping on.

15:When Mrs.Lovett and Toby are out to the market,hide all of Mrs.Lovett's baking supplies and when she can't find them,blame it on the ghost's.

16:Tell Judge Turpin that he is a dirty pervert,and the Beadle is waiting for him to propose.

17:Tell Sweeney he should get barbering lessons from Pirelli.

18:Tell Mrs.Lovett she should get baking lessons from Mrs.Moony.

19:Smack Sweeney on the back of his head and claim there was a bug,but anda coulden't find it...Then memukul him again and run as fast as anda can.

20:Ask Mrs.Lovett what else likes to nest in her hair.

21:Hide Sweeney's razors.

22:Constantly rant about your dream to live oleh the sea infront of Sweeney.

23:Play with Sweeney's razors infront of him.

24:Ask Judge Turpin if he got plastic surgeryto get his nose like that.

25:When Sweeney isn't looking,take one of his razors and make a cutting motion across his throat.

26:Ask Sweeney how the weather was in Australia.

27:Ask Sweeney what his daughter,Joanna is like.

28:When getting back from watching Pirelli with Mrs.Lovett,tell her anda liked the way she was looking at him,and that she would go well with him.

29:Tell Sweeney 'I know what anda did last summer.

30: Ask Sweeney if he would care for a shave.

31:Offer Mrs.Lovett a pie.

32:Offer Sweeney one of Mrs.Lovett's meat pies.

33:Ask Sweeney if he likes waffles.

34:Ask Mrs.Lovett who she likes more,Benjamen Barker atau Sweeney Todd.

35:While Sweeney is sleeping,take his razors and draw rainbows on them.

36:Tell Mrs.Lovett that Toby lied and everything is going to harm her.

37:Ask Johanna who the father is.

38:Randomly burst out laughing when Sweeney walks oleh and when he askes why anda were laughing say 'Your face!'

39:Tell Mrs.Lovett that her husband is really alive and take her to a pig farm,then randomly point at one and say 'There he is!' See what she does.

40:Get right up in Judge Turpin's face and ask'How old are anda turning? 114?"

41:Tell Anthony that Judge Turpin and Johanna moved,and you'll only tell him where if he gives anda 5 pounds.

42:Bring a shaggy black and white cat to Sweeney and when he asks why,tell him it reminded anda of him.

43:Tell Toby that Mrs.Lovett told him to go out and buy some toffy's,when he leaves lock all the doors and pretend to go to sleep.

44:Ask Pirelli how the weather is up there.

45:Ask Beadle how the weather is down there.

46:Ask Judge Turpin when the baby's due.

47:Tell Pirelli that Sweeney called him a pervert and tell Sweeney that Pirelli called him gay,watch and see which goes after the other first.

48:Sit in Sweeney's barbering chair and when a customer comes in,refuse to move.

49:Sing oleh The Sea whenever Sweeney is giving a shave

50: Constantly pester Mrs.Lovett about the death of Albert,her late husband.
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hey everybody!

I know there's already stories on here of how fan found out about sweeney todd, but i thought id like to share mine.

About seven months ago, like around June, i was looking up twilight parodies/spoofs and came across the hillywood show's twilight parody.(at the time, i didnt really know who they were.) i thought "wow, that was incredible!" so i went 2 their website and started watching their vids. and all of anda who r a big fan of johnny depp, you'll cinta the show. so, i got 2 the sweeney todd episodes. i knew who sweeney todd was but i didnt really know the story. i just, anda know, thought that he was killing people for no apparent reason:P i started to really like the music. that led me to buy the cd. which led me to buy the movie. which then led me 2 buy the movie companion book. when it came out 2 theaters and when i saw the trailers, i didnt pay much attention to it. now i do! oh ya and this was also how i am a big fan of johnny depp.
posted by claire-aka-bob
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This whole obbsession started one cold winter night sometime in January, i had never heard of Sweeney Todd before atau anything about it. i knew Johnny Depp was in a new film with Helena Bonham Carter directed oleh Tim burton but i didn't know it was Sweeney Todd.
My friend had seen it and told me of its awsomness and as it had my favorit actor, actress and director in it...how could i miss it! So she leant me the DVD.
I got halaman awal at about 9:00pm on a saturday night and thought "oh i have Sweenney Todd, I might as well watch it!" so off i went. i sat down and started the DVD.

After it was finished...
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posted by JuliaFitzroy
In my opinion Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett made the most dysfunctional couple ever, but in a good way. I loved how Mrs. Lovett had the idea of making pies out of the people that Sweeney Todd had killed.
I would hane to say that Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett put the fun in dysfunctional. I loved how Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett would sing, dance and kill their customers on a daily bases like it was just a job. In my opinion Mrs. Lovett was oleh all means the lebih evil out of the two.
I really felt bad for Mrs. Lovett because she loved Sweeney Todd so much and he did not even notice her. The only time he would pay attention to her was when he needed her to do something for him.
It really is a shame because Mrs. Lovett would have made a great wife for Sweeney Todd that is if he loved her at all because she loved him with all her jantung even though she knew that he did not cinta her and yet she would do anything for him.
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posted by Lenzetta-Lovett
Sweeney looked up from his glass to see Mrs. Lovett slightly smiling.
    “What?” He asked, wanting to know what she was thinking about.
    “Hm?” Mrs. Lovett’s head shot up from being in a daze of memories to look at him. “Oh nothing dear.”
Sweeney knocked back another shot and cringed at the taste. There was silence between the two for a moment. Mrs. Lovett plopped her chin in her hand clearly in thought of something. Finally the silence was broken.
    “Mista T,” she began, “do anda remember my father?”
Sweeney...
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posted by BellatrixCissy
My friend Rachel and i were talking in Gymnastics class and we got on the subject of Helena Bonham Carter. Rachel asked if i heard of a movie called Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I told her no. So i go halaman awal and tell my mom and dad on Friday after girl scouts my dad says look at what i found and i look and scream SWEENEY TODD anda FOUND IT! he told me he rented it for the weekend so i got halaman awal and watched it. My first thought was Rachel never berkata it was Rated R! i continue and then i see anthony and think is that Helena but i soon saw mrs.lovett and knew it was Helena who was mrs.lovett. A few weeks later my sister mom and i watch it since we bought it my mom couldn't watch him kill people and sister kept saying that had hurt when they went down the shoot. now i can't stop watching it! Helena and Johnny made it amzing.
posted by claire-aka-bob
Mrs. Lovett:
Toby, where are you, love

(spoken)
where is he?

nothing's gonna harm you, not while I'm around

Sweeney Todd:
(spoken)
Toby, Toby

Mrs. Lovett:
nothing's gonna harm you, darling, not while I'm around

Sweeney Todd:
(spoken)
Toby?

Anthony:
(spoken)
Mr Todd! (to Johanna) anda wait for him here. I'll return with the coach in less than half an hour. don't worry. no one will
recognize you. you're aman, brankas now.

Johanna:
(spoken)
safe? so we run away and then all our dreams come true?

Anthony:
(spoken)
I hope so

Johanna:
(spoken)
I've never had dreams... only nightmares

Anthony:
(spoken)
Johanna, when we're free of this...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:

There was a barber and his wife,
And he was beautiful
A proper artist with a knife,
But they transported him for life.
And he was beautiful...

(spoken) Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker.
TODD: What was his crime?
LOVETT: Foolishness.

He had this wife, y'see,
Pretty little thing,
Silly little nit,
Had her chance for the moon on a string.
Poor thing.
Poor thing.
There were these two, y'see,
Wanted her like mad,
One of 'em a judge, t'other one his beadle!
Every hari they'd nudge and they'd wheedle!
But she wouldn't budge from her needle!
Too bad,
Pure thing.
So they merely shipped the poor blighter...
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