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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One of the Rebels named Alan lost all of his money from a crap game, and was going around a big room with lots of beds. He was desperately trying to get lebih money from one of his friends.

Alan: Hey, can anda lend me a hundred credits?
Rebel 32: No.
Alan: *Walks to another bed* What about you?
Rebel 59: I don't have any credits to spare.
Alan: *Climbs on puncak, atas of another bed* Can anda spare me 50 credits?
Rebel 49: Buzz off, I'm trying to read a book.
Alan: *Climbs down* 25 credits? Anything. *Walks over to his friend Paul*
Paul: Alright lucky dice, let's do this. *Rolls the dice* Seven!!
Rebels: *Cheering, and giving Paul their credits*
Alan: *Looking at the big pile of credits* Whoa. How much is that?
Paul: 2,500 baby, 2,500!
Alan: That's a lot. What are anda going to do with all those credits?
Paul: I don't know. I never had this much before. I could send a thousand to my mom in D'Qar, spend a little on wine, and girls in Naboo, and the rest I'll keep here for aman, brankas keeping.
Alan: That's nice. Congratulations. *Walks away*
Paul: *Looking at all of his credits* 2,500.

Meanwhile, on another bed, but in a different room.

Jyll: *Having sex with Seeq* Ah! Ah! Nnnnn~... *Lays down selanjutnya to Seeq*
Seeq: anda sure do provide a nice view without having to wear anything.
Jyll: Haha.
Seeq: When do anda want to do this again?
Jyll: Same time tomorrow?
Seeq: anda betcha. *Gives Jyll 50 credits*

They both left the room, and walked in different directions. Jyll eventually met up with Taly.

Jyll: How much credits did anda make?
Taly: 700. You?
Jyll: A thousand. Seeq Hester really knows how to treat a lady.
Taly: Well I recommend getting a big guy like that. *Points to a big tall man*
Alan: *Goes towards him* anda have any- *Looks at the size of his fists* Never mind. *Slowly backs away*

Back on Naboo. The Imperials were still discussing the upcoming Rebel invasion.

Orrian: Colonel Jörgenstien, why do anda and General Veers think that the Rebels will try to invade Champalla first?
Faust: Our sensors can't detect ships when they're near the water.
Orrian: Ozzel and the others do not think so. They would have to be very close to the water. So close, that it would risk sinking their ships, and all of the precious cargo.
Faust: Well I'm not convinced that the Rebels would be stupid enough to go to any other part of the planet, get spotted easily, and risk getting all of their soldiers killed.
Orrian: There's a vacant city fifty miles north of Champalla. It's called Cenell. Ozzel believes that's where the Rebels will start their invasion.
Faust: Ozzel's an idiot. He doesn't even deserve to be a General. Lord Vader berkata so himself. I trust General Veers on this one.

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 Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
 eminem as Paul Soloda
Eminem as Paul Soloda
 Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
 Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
 Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
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"STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE" (1977) Review

Long yang lalu (thirty-five years and seven months, to be exact) and in a galaxy far, far away, producer-director-writer George Lucas made film history with the release of his movie, "STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE". Only, during the summer of 1977, it was simply known as "STAR WARS". And this science-fiction/fantasy homage to Saturday morning serials and mythology was something that moviegoers had never seen before.

Now considered as the fourth film installment of Lucas' bintang WARS saga, "A NEW HOPE" chronicled the adventures of a space-aged farmboy...
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Just a boy:

The fair lady weeps,
she cries and she moans,
her lover Han's last words,
just a mere groan.

How sad it is to see her jantung break,
now her lover has gone there is nothing else left to take,
she sits alone mourning her poor broken heart,
though she knew that one hari they would have to part.

She longs to see Han's handsome face,
just thinking of him emphasizes her cracked heart's rate,
but he's now all gone and his skin's probably rotted,
the princess hopes that his killers would soon be spotted.

She's now damaged like a broken toy,
all this sadness over just a boy?
The following is a daftar of minor notes and observations that came to me, during my baru saja viewing of “Episode IV: A New Hope”. I hope that anda enjoy them:


Notes and Observations on "STAR WARS: Episode IV - A New Hope"

*According to the movie’s opening scrawl, Leia possessed the Death bintang plans that could “provide freedom to the galaxy”. Is that what happened at the end of the movie?

*Wow! R2-D2 really looks worn and old aboard the Organas’ ship, the Tantive IV. It is easy to imagine that he has been around for over three decades.

*Are the troops firing upon the stormtroopers, Alderaanian...
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So Luke, Leia and Lando Headed for Tatooine. It was a such a ways out from other bintang systems. It was not even part of the Republic.

Once they reached Tatooine they knew they could not just barge into Jabba's Palace. Luke remembered where Ben's old house was beyond the dune sea. They went there to change into clothing and armor that would disguise them.

Then Luke headed back to the Dagobah system while Leia and Lando headed for Jabba's palace. " Please Hurry back Luke. I don't want anything to happen to anda too...by the way, is something wrong. anda look so shocked and scared" asked Leia worried...
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