(Song starts)
Kitty, little ki-kitty
little ki-kitty
little ki-kitty
little ki-kitty
little ki-kitty
little ki-kitty
little kitty kitty-ki!

I got this little kitty about a few months back
He was the nicest little kitty
Now he's a pain in the crack
This little kitty is a ninja
Always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior
you know what I mean
He's an evil little kitty
look what he did to my hand!
He tries to get in trouble any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy
But he'd rather have a wrapper
And I always give him water
but he still drinks from the crapper!
You could lock him in the closet
and he...