Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief
"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked oleh the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.
Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.
For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.
But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic – The Stick of Truth.
But the tides of war are soon to change,...
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